Keep in mind that they’re giving Joyce sex-related objects
on March 15, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: Walky and Dina
Location: Professor Doc's lab
This is it.
This is the best strip I’ve drawn in my entire webcomics career.  From “Act with integrity, no regrets” to “Batman can breathe in space” to Frank Miller writing out “whores” a billion times at gunpoint to Amber upper-cutting her dad to Ross MacIntyre saying “Clever girl” — I’m pretty sure I rank Joyce wearing a dozen dildos as hair curlers and her head being vibrated into oblivion as she shouts “WHEEEEE!” at the very top.
I peaked early.
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Batman can breathe in space is still the best one because it serves as the perfect introduction into whatever shortpacked! is about.
Didn’t that spawn it’s own trope?
They used it as a line in one of the Lego Batman games. The Shortpacked! responding to that was great.
Hey, I don’t kinkshame.
So long as she keeps ’em clean, that’s as legit a use as any.
thats adorable
Joyce always has wonderful introductions to vibrators….
Like the nose cleaner?
Precisely.
Or the lightsaber?
I’m so happy, my profile pic is finally relevant!
I would go as far as to say this is the best strip that anyone has ever drawn.
I was just thinking about your avatar as I got to the final panel!
Agreed. This is the best comic strip in the history of forever
Giggling…convulsively…can’t…stop…
Wait’ll she finds out what that stuff is that she thinks is Dippity-Do.
It’s actually “Dippity-Do-me”
With the multiple eyes, mouths, and dildos, that IS a pretty epic “vibration” effect . . . .
And the “straight man” verbal punchline is no slouch in the comedy department either.
Yeah, I can at least put this in your top ten.
…there is no word.
Actually, “WHEEEE” is the word.
Bird. Bird is the word.
Then is grease at least still the time, the place, and the motion?
–clutches head in empathetic pain–
It’s the “WHEEEE!!” that really makes it.
also the way each one spontaneously turns on
Not to mention Jason’s punchline. I mean that was set up pretty well.
It’s Walky is, like, the funniest webcomic ever. There’s no other webcomic that makes me actually laugh.
I find the early stuff (and the vast majority of Roomies) pretty boring, but at some point Willis got the hang of delivering majestic punchlines. The comic hit the same way as it always had, but so much more effectively.
Its Walky is the only webcomic that manages to be both the funniest and darkest thing ever
Often at the same time.
Amber drawing the Bishounen Batman is still my favorite, or at least top 5.
Still makes me uncomfortable.
Me too, but that’s how we know it worked perfectly.
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It’s Ethan’s favourite, as well.
Her triangle mouth IS represented 400% as much as normal in that last panel.
When I first read this strip I thought Joyce had completely mentally broken down but now I’m wondering if this is her not knowing what thone are.
So many Other Jacobs(oh wait wrong universe). Now I’m wondering how she got them. I doubt they are for medicinal purpose.
First panel. ‘They’re giving Joyce sex related objects.’
Not sure why they gave her so many (near-)identical vibes, but…
You can never have too many dildos.
I’m gonna guess they were bulk discount
anyway, I guess it’s easy to ignore/avoid one or two? the idea is supposed to be they’re so commonplace as not to be a thing
and I feel like I’m explaining the joke and sucking the joy out of something so I’ll stop now
That remake on “No Regrets” was pretty good. I actually forgot which comic you were referencing, then I did a google search on it, and saw the date of the posting, and was able to put 2&2 together. Still clicked through, though she deserved it.
Laughed for several minutes like a goddamn loon. This is definitely way up there.
Man, so somewhere amidst the barren computer lab/hospital bed rooms and the spooky hallways, and probably a funny-smelling mini fridge where Professor Doc keeps leftover taco bell products, the SEMME complex has a cabinet with a little sharpie label that says “sex-related objects”, doesn’t it?
(to clarify, the fridge is not funny smelling because of the Taco Bell, that would make it smell better at first. Unless he forgot something. Or if it was a bunch of red sauce. No, the fridge is funny smelling like a moldy pier that an animal died on, as if haunted by the ghosts of long-dead meals past, and rumors say that if you leave a burrito too long in there, it will grow a yellow stripe of mold across the middle.)
It’s also known as “Squad 48’s apartment”.
This is orgasmically amusing. 😀
Now I’m imagining Lucky the Lucky Charms leprechaun singing that: “It’s orgasmically amusing!”
The DoA version is better, if only because Joyce isn’t suffering severe mental problems at the time. But yes, this is fantastic.
I hope those are low power or she’s going to lose even more brain cells and she can’t afford to lose more.
However this is a pretty amusing page.
I hope those aren’t used.
Used is okay, as long as they are properly cleaned.
I agree Willis, I think this is the funniest page you have ever done.
It feels weird to see someone praise an early It’s Walky comic.
I love every bit of it, but still. It’s creepy.
It’s Walky! is super awesome, though.
My favorite moment
This might actually be worse than Dumbiverse Joyce…but then again, they’re both pretty worthy of abject horror.
I remember seeing this over 10 years ago, when David first posted this, and I lost my darn mind. I saw it again for the first time today, and guess what? I nearly woke my neighbours laughing. It’s great to revisit the classics!
Poor Joyce. Her trauma is unfortunately hilarious.