Jetpack over to the other side and open that door!
on October 22, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Crash Course
Location: Underwater Alien headquarters
Woo, new Alien mech designs! I forgot these were a thing. The original design was pretty simple, so these are a neat upgrade.
A good page, I think. We see lots of things happening, the pace is quick, and there’s a sense of urgency preserved. Also, Joyce gets to say “butthole.”
Still haven’t worked your way up to “asshole”, I see. That’s okay, baby steps.
Sometimes butthole has more of an impact!
What’s your major?
Terrain
Hey, whoa, have you seen the news?
The world is mine! Ha ha!
Curse you, Watterson
Walky, it’s time to take the next step in our physical relationship.
What to do
I got it!
Britney Spears
I’m extremely worried for Dina, Joyce.
I grew up with the idea that all ‘cuss’ (swear) words were bad, and made no distinction between butt and ass.
But fuck that crud!
“D-d-d-d-d-dangit.”
Walky’s pretty badass when he decides to stop acting like a moron.
Or badbutt, as the case may be.
Uh, is the cannon is supposed to be smoking like that?
She blasted the door open. If you look at it it’s been destroyed.
Is this the moment that breaks Tony?
ahahahahahahaha nope
Whoa. I don’t think I remembered the aliens splatting that easily. I mean, Joe doesn’t have enhanced strength, right? And they just kinda… burst.. like water balloons.
A few pages back, Walky did say they were fragile.
Sure he does, “abductees were unilaterally given some level of super strength“
Originally posted:
February 9, 2003
I was going to ask if these mechs were based on Blot of the Terrorcons, but I looked at his wiki page and most of the design elements these reminded me of are unique to the new toy that was just announced.
Not a ”huge” fan of the armpit vents, but beside that I agree these are very nice.
Fuck I forgot what markup these comments use
Yeah, butthole. How dare you have looked at my boyfriend exactly the way he’s presented himself and encouraged people to look at him. How dare you think he’s a bad leader just because he’d been a bad leader consistently up until AFTER the point you questioned his leadership abilities.
Man, Joyce is working my nerve here. Mostly because I know the narrative is going to back her up when she doesn’t deserve it.
Tony’s expression is probably meant to be “I guess I was too quick to judge”, but also works as “I guess everyone’s just going to ignore that he peed on me”.
Agreed. I feel like Tony really deserves better in this narrative.
Walky peeing on him starts to seem spiteful when you remember that he’s smart & you remember that he killed Tony’s dad.
Alien goop. Icky.
Yeah, I’m guessing that the aliens are basically flexible sacks of some kind of fluid-based anatomy. Burst them and… well, you get this type of yuckiness.
Walky’s still an ass and Joyce is working her way there too, as far as I care nearing this end of the run. And even if I didn’t favor Tony by a mile I don’t see how he’s the ‘bad guy’ in this when even Joyce had to tell Walky to get his shit together because she was tired of being the girl who liked a moron.
As if being on the honor roll has anything to do with his qualifications for being a leader, but god. Whatever. I don’t like Walky.
8 to 5
Like who?
Bummer of a Roomie
Why why WHY
Over-the-top
So, yeah, it seems Walky is worth having around in a fight!
Not because he particularly wants to be.
He just got peed by Walky and he had no way to know he could be this competent.