Okay, so Walky did see the visions, then. Yeah, that pretty much confirms that this ain’t gonna end well. Idiot act or no, Walky’s dealt with enough crazy sci-fi shit to know that this is crazy sci-fi shit.
What I’m wondering now is why Head Alien is showing Walky this. Like, Dorothy makes sense, since it helps make her easier for him to manipulate, but I’, pretty sure he plans on… y’know, killing Walky. Not hooking him up with Dorothy happily ever after. Unless he just wants to see the heartbroken look on Joyce’s face before he kills her, which I suppose is possible.
Head Alien II manipulated Dorothy into wooing Walky, so anything that further woos Walky is in his interest. Head Alien II’s plan was to slowly, torturously destroy Joyce and the Walkertons’ lives–his dimension hopping got turned off, so this was his very last chance to fuck with them, and I’m sure splitting Joyce and Walky up was part of that.
Why Original Flavor is running Heady II’s playbook, let alone is here at all, is probably a spoiler, but I’m pretty sure he has no intention of killing our heroes either. He’s never settled for murder when he could freak their beans instead.
I mean, at some point he’ll probably want to kill them, just so he can say he definitively won.
But only after it stops being fun. Probably when he’s ready to start torturing THEIR kids with their dead parents! Can’t do that without some dead Walkertons! (Assuming Alien lifespans are at least as long as humans, and HA is young enough he could expect to psychologically torment two generations of Walkertons plus Linda. We don’t really have that data.)
If Walky weren’t so freaked out Dorothy’s phrasing should tip him off. He asked “What” is going on in her head, and she responded “nobody” is in her head. The denial of something Walky hasn’t even suggested yet should be the giveaway.
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COMBS?!
MADNESS
Walky’s greatest weakness: personal grooming.
That alternate universe is more well-known as Dumbing of Age
I WISH it was just DoA, but he doesn’t even comb his hair there.
Okay, so Walky did see the visions, then. Yeah, that pretty much confirms that this ain’t gonna end well. Idiot act or no, Walky’s dealt with enough crazy sci-fi shit to know that this is crazy sci-fi shit.
What I’m wondering now is why Head Alien is showing Walky this. Like, Dorothy makes sense, since it helps make her easier for him to manipulate, but I’, pretty sure he plans on… y’know, killing Walky. Not hooking him up with Dorothy happily ever after. Unless he just wants to see the heartbroken look on Joyce’s face before he kills her, which I suppose is possible.
Head Alien II manipulated Dorothy into wooing Walky, so anything that further woos Walky is in his interest. Head Alien II’s plan was to slowly, torturously destroy Joyce and the Walkertons’ lives–his dimension hopping got turned off, so this was his very last chance to fuck with them, and I’m sure splitting Joyce and Walky up was part of that.
Why Original Flavor is running Heady II’s playbook, let alone is here at all, is probably a spoiler, but I’m pretty sure he has no intention of killing our heroes either. He’s never settled for murder when he could freak their beans instead.
I mean, at some point he’ll probably want to kill them, just so he can say he definitively won.
But only after it stops being fun. Probably when he’s ready to start torturing THEIR kids with their dead parents! Can’t do that without some dead Walkertons! (Assuming Alien lifespans are at least as long as humans, and HA is young enough he could expect to psychologically torment two generations of Walkertons plus Linda. We don’t really have that data.)
And he had a tie!
Stay away from him, you Windsor Nazis!
Walky with combed hair and fancy clothes? What is this madness?
Walky, not telling you how to be a super human abductee, but is that really the worst part?
If Walky weren’t so freaked out Dorothy’s phrasing should tip him off. He asked “What” is going on in her head, and she responded “nobody” is in her head. The denial of something Walky hasn’t even suggested yet should be the giveaway.