You know if this Head Alien has been to so many Alt universes and timelines you think he’d know what mistakes all of his counterparts have in common. Not watching his back while he’s going on about himself is one of them.
…Y’know, I get the grudge against Walky and Sal, but why the hate against Joyce specifically? For the most part she’s just that annoying inspirational abductee that he traumatized with porn that one time.
She did thwart his original master plan that he spent decades abducting and grooming and gene-splicing and brainwashing kids for, back in Year Zero. Among other things.
I think part of it’s that HA likes the Drama, as well. Joyce is easy to rile up and repressed as fuck, which makes her more fun than, say, Robin, who can bottle her repressed feelings DEEP.
I don’t know how things end for HA2 in this storyline, but a part of me wants to imagine that his story ends when he jumps one universe too many and accidentally ends up as a cartoon character named Dexter, trapped in animated form and unable to return to the real world.
The best Alt universe for HA would be one in which there is nothing except speech bubbles full of monologue. Maybe that’s what he’s looking for with so much destroying.
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wow, that actually sorta looks like it could be Faz
and, i mean, it’s not, but on the other hand, Faz is great
Makes me wonder what an offspring of Faz x Joyce/ Sal or whoever else would look like.
40% Faz, 40% the other parent, 20% charts.
This chart clearly shows an upward trend of mentions of Faz in this comment.
You know if this Head Alien has been to so many Alt universes and timelines you think he’d know what mistakes all of his counterparts have in common. Not watching his back while he’s going on about himself is one of them.
…Y’know, I get the grudge against Walky and Sal, but why the hate against Joyce specifically? For the most part she’s just that annoying inspirational abductee that he traumatized with porn that one time.
She did thwart his original master plan that he spent decades abducting and grooming and gene-splicing and brainwashing kids for, back in Year Zero. Among other things.
I think part of it’s that HA likes the Drama, as well. Joyce is easy to rile up and repressed as fuck, which makes her more fun than, say, Robin, who can bottle her repressed feelings DEEP.
HA2 is Never Satisfied? That means it’s time for a HIVEWORKS CROSSOVER with Never Satisfied, where Lucy helps Machete take down HA2 and Fidelia!
I don’t know how things end for HA2 in this storyline, but a part of me wants to imagine that his story ends when he jumps one universe too many and accidentally ends up as a cartoon character named Dexter, trapped in animated form and unable to return to the real world.
Monologuing while saying “noone’s ever slipped through my fingers” means he’s bound to be defeated soon, right?
The best Alt universe for HA would be one in which there is nothing except speech bubbles full of monologue. Maybe that’s what he’s looking for with so much destroying.
“I must achieve my final form”