Ever wear heels and then find out literally upon arriving at the site that it’s an outdoor picnic where there’s gravel everywhere and it also just rained
Yes.
Which is why I rarely wear them. Strappy sandals is my thing. If they’re black, leather, and strappy enough, then they look formal – or formal enough that no one calls me out for wearing flats everywhere.
Mr. Wilcox: Nicer to his son’s stalker than he is to the first serious girlfriend, who, listen, I’m sure ALL the story didn’t go public but you’d think the ‘parents died suddenly in a terrible accident’ and subsequent ‘alien abductee, has probably Gone Through Some Shit’ certainly would, and MAYBE he might put a piece or two together there?
Then again, you’d also think he’d care more about the crimes, up to and including attempting to destroy the world. Frankly, you’d think Billie would just invite Walky without a plus one, but we’ve established she’s in this for drama so, fair. (Also, pointed comments about your son’s ex at his wedding to someone else seems… pretty prime Wilcox, actually.)
God, it must be weird to know that your dad prefers your former stalker over your ex and that he has a good reason too since your ex is a reformed terrorist and ex con.
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Ever wear heels and then find out literally upon arriving at the site that it’s an outdoor picnic where there’s gravel everywhere and it also just rained
Yes.
Which is why I rarely wear them. Strappy sandals is my thing. If they’re black, leather, and strappy enough, then they look formal – or formal enough that no one calls me out for wearing flats everywhere.
Mr. Wilcox is a class act in both universes, I see
Panel 3: Huh, Mr. Wilcox, that’s nice as far as he goes-
Panel 4: Ohhh, there he is.
Mr. Wilcox: Nicer to his son’s stalker than he is to the first serious girlfriend, who, listen, I’m sure ALL the story didn’t go public but you’d think the ‘parents died suddenly in a terrible accident’ and subsequent ‘alien abductee, has probably Gone Through Some Shit’ certainly would, and MAYBE he might put a piece or two together there?
Then again, you’d also think he’d care more about the crimes, up to and including attempting to destroy the world. Frankly, you’d think Billie would just invite Walky without a plus one, but we’ve established she’s in this for drama so, fair. (Also, pointed comments about your son’s ex at his wedding to someone else seems… pretty prime Wilcox, actually.)
God, it must be weird to know that your dad prefers your former stalker over your ex and that he has a good reason too since your ex is a reformed terrorist and ex con.
I’m supposing he only assumes she was a fling and not a full-blown crazy stalker
Sal is a demon in heels.
Came here to say this.
Clearly, I need to stay up later.
I’m assuming it wouldn’t be too difficult for Sal to take off her heels and run barefoot if she wants to.
Is Joyce wearing a cami/bare midriff sort of top which shows her belly button?
I think that’s an illusion from the way she’s holding her arm in panel 2.
If Sal is in high heels why is she the same height as Walky?
PS Love Walky’s line in panel two and I wonder how many kids Willis’ age knew what it meant then.