Icy-Hot
on January 14, 2021 at 1:01 amCharacters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
me, yelling downstairs: hey maggie guess what joyce and walky rerun we’re at
maggie: what
me: the icy-hot one
maggie: i am SO sorry
me: gugghghgh
maggie: SO sorry
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it’s a worse pain than being killed by martians
*plays Never Knew Love Like This Before by Stephanie Mills on the shower radio*
eeeee-yowch, and water ain’t a good solution, either
JOEEEEE
It might be less a prank and more an insight into what Joe’s into, because it is indeed great if you dig the feeling.
And that is all I will say about that.
“Why’s your dick in the sink?” – Eddie Murphy, _Raw_
One day, my father noticed we ran out of talcum so he used menthol powder instead, thinking it would be similar. It was not.
Two words: habanero peppers.
Times like this call for a “based on a true story” tag.
Never trust Joe’s advice.
I’m hoping Joe was just passing on some nonsense he heard that he hadn’t tried yet, because if he already knew that putting icy-hot on your genitals is a bad idea and he still told Joyce this, that’s not cool to do that to another man.
Joyce, I’m giving you one strip to convince me that this wasn’t deliberate.
Those first three words are all you need to know what you’re about to hear is bullshit, Joyce.
Two words: habanero chiles.
Similarly distrust any “warming lube” or anything with mint in it
I used to have a shower gel with “deep sea mint”. Any sensitive skin it touched felt like how your teeth might feel when you eat something very cold. I did not buy more.
A long time ago I came back from a run on a hot day with a leg cramp so I stripped off, then plopped on the edge of the bed and started to rub some deep heating rub into my leg. Only when I squeezed the tube a big dollop dropped square on my genitals. Hey, no big deal, wipe it off. No, dumbshit. Wiping it off just smears it over a bigger area. I so identify with Walky in that last frame!
But who told Maggie?
If nothing else, anyone who’s ever used Dr. Bronner’s without diluting enough knows better.
I’m so glad to hear this is based on a true story
I mean, maybe if you use a SMALL amount? Bc my experience with the stuff has always been “oh that did nothing, lemme add MORE OH SHIT RUB ON SUNBURN I REGRET EVERYTHING”
Maybe if you use the really cheap stuff it works as advertised?
No exact experience, but I have gotten toothpaste residue in one of my eyes (while cleaning my toothbrush) and I can only imagine what IcyHot does.