How’d you get here so fast?
on June 2, 2015 at 12:01 amChapter: Reminder
Location: Island in the Bermuda Triangle #2
Hooper is based on one of my online friends. You may know him as Hooper. He sometimes posts to the comments section here.
He told me he wanted his character to have a chainsaw.
First panel: Shouldn’t that be “Less talk, bongo?” ^_^
Is that filter active here, too?
(somehow too lazy to try)
I’m not
Bitch
No no it is not
*gasp* ban ban ban
Oh no. Someone said a bad word.
Who?
Someone.
Well, oh well.
I’m like the modern Odysseus.
*smacks Someone with a bongo*
You were just asking for that bongoslap.
Yeah I kinda was.
Wait, what does that mean? Did you grab a female dog and swing it at my head?
I grabbed a small pair of drums, and hit you on the head with them. I figured if hands can withstand repeated impacts with them, a head could survive one impact.
Ah, chainsaw, the great communicator.
Yep.
(In retrospect, “Less talk, more rock”…)
The Man himself!
Did you invent the pick-up line, “I am Hooper, kill my lonely!” that the character uses later?
Sorta. (Well, semi. SEMME.)
It was a running joke with a different group of friends that I brought over. If you know a guy named Chris Colletti who used to live in Columbus, OH, tell him thanks and also Hoop says hi. Haven’t talked to that dude in ten years.
How does it feel having the best character in It’s Walky! based off of you?
I was on that zombie trend way before the rest of y’all were.
Beyond that, it’s like looking into a mirror that only shows you how awful you were in college.
… That mirror sounds like it’d be useful for some people, but I’m not sure who or how.
Does Hooper use Hooper as a gravatar?
As you can see above, Hoop’s gravatar is Dina.
Bongoslap, gotta love it.
If the Cheese is so smart, why did he put HA on the lead in?
Because have you seen how useless the other Aliens are
“zzzzz” “zzzzz” — Electric chainsaw? For safe and proper alien killin, ya gots ta have a proper fire breathin oil smokin banshee wailin gas motored chainsaw….. just sayin
Or a gun
Because fuck having to chase the Aliens everywhere
But the only people in SEMME allowed to have guns are Joyce, Jason, and the yet-to-be-introduced characters of Daisy and the aptly-named Guns.
Guns was introduced in the revised IW intro story:
http://www.itswalky.com/comic/grandfatherly/
Not sure about Daisy, however.
I always assumed the chainsaw was built using reclaimed alien technology, in order to breach alien armor, ships, etc. I don’t think any of that ever happened.
It’s your* character. If you say it happened, it happened.**
* Well, a fictionalized version of you.
** Unless Willis says otherwise.
Those poor minions…