Maybe Sal’s real abductee ability is how easily she can get dressed while holding a phone at the same time. I think I would’ve tried to put it on speakerphone instead.
Just once I want to have a conversation like that in real life. “Are you coming to Tim’s birthday this Friday?” “Am I coming to Tim’s birthday this Friday? Yes, I am.” “Can you stop doing that?” “Can I stop doing what?”
“Look, Jason, I’ve been sort of trying to confront my brother’s demons as well as my own. Understandably, this has left me out of the loop. Just cut out the mystery and tell me what’s going on!“
Just tell her what’s going on, or at least what channel it’s on. I get that you’re from Britain where they only have like 3 channels, but this is America where there’s a minimum of 500 channels available at any given time.
Just once I’d like this to happen where the person says “I sure am, this episode of ‘The Simpsons’ is hilarious!”
Holy flicking slit on a stick
**applauds**
Bravo.
The avatar makes that even more perfect.
This is the bad place!
When Willis is your creator, every place is the bad place. :p
👍
Needs more Janet.
Looks like “SEMMF on a stick” to me.
So, it begins.
It began years ago, haven’t you been paying attention? And this is like the 3rd or 4th time I posted that sentence to some forum since 0800 Sunday.
Freaking smurf.
Maybe Sal’s real abductee ability is how easily she can get dressed while holding a phone at the same time. I think I would’ve tried to put it on speakerphone instead.
Sal’s picked up saying “Telly” from Jason / British accents in general?
I assume she’s repeating what he just said
Just once I want to have a conversation like that in real life. “Are you coming to Tim’s birthday this Friday?” “Am I coming to Tim’s birthday this Friday? Yes, I am.” “Can you stop doing that?” “Can I stop doing what?”
“Look, Jason, I’ve been sort of trying to confront my brother’s demons as well as my own. Understandably, this has left me out of the loop. Just cut out the mystery and tell me what’s going on!“
Just tell her what’s going on, or at least what channel it’s on. I get that you’re from Britain where they only have like 3 channels, but this is America where there’s a minimum of 500 channels available at any given time.
Just once I’d like this to happen where the person says “I sure am, this episode of ‘The Simpsons’ is hilarious!”