KILL OR BE KILLED
MURDER FOR THE MURDER GOD
Im trying to add another warhammer joke here but I cant think of a good one
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!
Tapioca for the Blood God!
… I mean, he’s already got plenty of Blood. He’s the Blood God.
(this is not my joke – it is stolen from a friend)
MILK! MILK FOR THE COOKIE MONSTER! AND COOKIES FOR HIS THRONE!
PORN FOR THE PORN GOD! SMUT FOR THE SMUT THRONE! -Slaanesh battlecry
Well really, what did Walky expect to find inside a Martian craft? He sounds so surprised.
Inside this Cadbury Cream Egg… i-it’s Cadbury Cream filling!
BLEED OR BE BLOOD
wait no
Alternatively, wait for Earth bacteria to kill them for you, that’s how such things usually go.
Waiting for bacteria to kill the Martians might take a while though. Besides who knows what bacteria they might bring with them that we have no immunity to.
I think this particular scenario requires him to pull the alien out, punch it in the face and quip “Welcome to Earth”.
Kill for the Cheese!
*The incredible size of the Martian fills you with determination.
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Im trying to add another warhammer joke here but I cant think of a good one
Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Milk for the Khorne Flakes!
Tapioca for the Blood God!
… I mean, he’s already got plenty of Blood. He’s the Blood God.
(this is not my joke – it is stolen from a friend)
MILK! MILK FOR THE COOKIE MONSTER! AND COOKIES FOR HIS THRONE!
PORN FOR THE PORN GOD! SMUT FOR THE SMUT THRONE! -Slaanesh battlecry
Well really, what did Walky expect to find inside a Martian craft? He sounds so surprised.
Inside this Cadbury Cream Egg… i-it’s Cadbury Cream filling!
BLEED OR BE BLOOD
wait no
Alternatively, wait for Earth bacteria to kill them for you, that’s how such things usually go.
Waiting for bacteria to kill the Martians might take a while though. Besides who knows what bacteria they might bring with them that we have no immunity to.
I think this particular scenario requires him to pull the alien out, punch it in the face and quip “Welcome to Earth”.
Kill for the Cheese!
*The incredible size of the Martian fills you with determination.