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That’s got to be one of the weirdest and worst pick up line I’ve ever heard.
Joe…does know that guano is flying animal poo, right?
guano cave = butthole ?
…maybe he’s more into than vaginal sex? He does seem like the kinky type
Wait, that’s considered kinky?
Depends. Some people so comfortable bringing vibrators into government buildings, they forget them there. Some people mistake those vibrators for bombs, and call the bomb squad. I think most people are usually somewhere between those two. (also yes, that has actually happened, repeatedly)
More of a cloaca, I’d assume?
haha, I remembered the one egg, but Godwin’s Law?
Every online discussion devolves into someone mentioning Hitler…
It and Rule 34 seem to be the two biggest laws on the internet
And the first person to mention Hitler loses any argument.
Note that Goodwin has made a recent and sadly necessary amendment to that law: Calling someone who is unarguably a Nazi “Nazi” is perfectly fine.
Good luck finding one though.
Also that once Hitler is mentioned all meaningful conversation will stop.
That is not part of Godwin’s Law. It’s simply an observation about what will inevitably happen. Someone WILL be compared to Hitler. Sometimes it’s merely a meaningless insult, sometimes it’s a completely valid comparison. Godwin has come out against people using Godwin’s Law to try to shut down the latter.
Oh, poor Rachel. RUN, GIRL! RUN FAR AWAY!
Heh. Just noticed that “Godwin’s Law” is one of the magazines in the rack. 😀
I’m surprised Joe has sex as much as he does when he uses pick up lines that bad.
Maybe he uses the Boomhauer method: just hit on every attractive woman you see. Even if 9 out of 10 turn you down, you just have to keep trying until you find number ten.
I’ve always assumed Joe simply lies about how much sex he has.
……
…. six inch?
I guess Joe believes in honesty over unrealistic bragging.
“It’s not the size of the wave, but the motion in the ocean.”
— Joe, probably
I’d believe Joe’s a little above Average.
Yeah, I know size isn’t supposed to be everything, but if you’re gonna lead with a pick-up line like that then you really have to do better then six inches.
he could be referring to finger/tongue tbh
So a stalagmite would be…???
Rachel’s expressions says it all. “Creep.”
For Rachel, the worst part of this is that this is the best pick-up line that she got that week!
The magazine in front of Joe’s face…
Stoppit.
Wow, Billy sure healed up quick.
I assume that commentary image was intended to evoke “The fact that you’re calling it that tells me you’re not ready for it.”