Gravy
on March 3, 2021 at 1:01 amChapter: Tales Told out of School
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
*taps forehead* don’t have to keep the cheese off your burgers if you already don’t like cheeseburgers
Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
Polls
Will there be a newer poll than the Bart O'Ryan one?
- No (66%, 571 Votes)
- Yes (34%, 295 Votes)
Total Voters: 866
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beesechurger
Why are they obsessed with being fit?
… because Willis needed things for them to be funny about?
**shrug**
The filler comics got a little tedious through here. Things kick back up when we start getting story arcs again.
They do seem to be a bit too worried about their weight. They don’t seem overweight to me.
They’re probably related to my dad
Who noted my VERY PREGNANT FRIEND had put on some weight
Um, about that
Strips like this one are probably based on a real-life conversation with the names changed to protect the “innocent.”
Trauma from their time as supersoldiers, I guess.
What kind of savage doesn’t like gravy?
I’ve never seen the appeal of it.
Brown gravy is good over mashed potatoes, and chicken gravy is good over white rice or egg noodles.
It also helps keep leftovers from drying out in the microwave.
There’s also sausage gravy, which is awesome over biscuits.
Or toast. Or waffles. Or tater tots. Most types of bread product really can have sausage gravy thrown on it.
Today’s commentary goes well with the alt text of today’s Dumbing of Age.
Gravy is good.
Now let me wallow in one while there’s a circle of biscuits around the boat.
Am I the asshole if I order a hamburger and when they always ask, “Do you want cheese on that?” I say “No thanks, if I wanted cheese I would’ve ordered a cheeseburger.”?
Yes
Gotta agree, sorry.
“No, thanks” is sufficient.
Too many stupid people out there who order hamburgers and get mad if there’s no cheese on it. They’re just covering their ass at a terrible job. Ease up.
Friend once had to take an order for cheeseburger with no cheese
Friend: so, a hamburger
Customer: no, I want a cheeseburger with no cheese
Friend: hamburger costs less
Customer: don’t want that, I want a cheeseburger with no cheese
“To be fair” the hamburger/cheeseburger had different names that I don’t remember, but the principle was the same
*SIGH* last year went by so fast I didn’t have time to keep my New Years resolution to loose weight.
2020 was fast for you?
It isn’t still March 2020? It feels like a lost year that just dragged on and on forever…
Looks like I picked the wrong pandemic to stop using box brownie mix and master a scratch brownie recipe.
I think that you’re missing the point, there Walky. I mean, I know that you rarely do get the point but still…
That’s an excellent point