Graduation gown
on February 18, 2016 at 12:01 amI was about to make a joke, but then I remembered my joke was an actual punchline a little later on, so.
I was about to make a joke, but then I remembered my joke was an actual punchline a little later on, so.
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Joe is trying out the look for his new crime-fighting vigilante persona:
“The Graduate.”
only to be outdone by his nemesis, “Mrs. Robinson”
Jen FTW.
I’m not sure whether to congratulate you, or lock you in a tiny box.
Don’t lock her in a tiny box yet — she still needs to comment on “Dumbing of Age”
…and her Herbal Henchmen: Rosemary, Sage, Parsley, and Thyme.
His battlecry of justice:
ELAINE! ELAINE! ELAINE!
*repeat 20 times*
Say what you want about Joe, but he is really consistent. He could be wearing anything in this strip, anything at all, and his question would probably be the same.
Well, more or less. He might not feel the need to ask in more conventional clothing.
Maybe small ones, but it’d get pretty cramped if you tried fitting more than one or two of them.
That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
Q: How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they have to be really small, or they won’t fit.
*How many [X]
I don’t know… I think Joe could pick up tons of chicks in that gown.
(proceeds to superimpose tons of little yellow baby chicks all over Joe in the last panel)
You’re eggcellent. I’m not yolking!
At some point, Danny is going to have to realise that Joe is never going to change and that this is not a good thing.
please tell me he’s wearing nothing under that robe.
Sure, as long as she is skinny.
No, Joe, just no…