SEMME is… really lowtech on security, isn’t it.  I’m not sure how that “how many days since the last security breach” thinger from the other day managed to get all the way up to 186 days.  This is a super-secret alien-fighting organization, man!  Use your imagination!  A fence?  C’mon!  Or at least lampshade how dumb the fence is, I dunno.

Strips like this make 36-year-old me think, “man, I could do this so much cooler now,” and sometimes my brain starts writing, but I think something like that’d have to wait many many years.

Speaking of doing shitty things better, Dumbing of Age turns 5 today.