Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
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Joe won’t always know who’s really who in the future.
“Sal?? When did you get strong enough to bend cardboard alien tanks?”
“Allow me to introduce mahself. Mah name’s Sal. Ah expect you know yers.”
“Let’s get down to business
to defeat the aliens
did they send me students
when I asked for men!
You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met
but you can bet before we’re through
misters I’ll make SEMME out of you!”
I’m ashamed of myself for you thinking of this first.
Tranquil as a student,
But a badass, within
Once you get abducted,
You are sure…to win.
You’re a spineless, pathetic lot
and you haven’t got a clue
(But enough about Danny)
I’ll make an SEMME out of you!
BE A SEMME
we must be swift as a martian saucer
BE A SEMME
just like in that transformer cartoon
BE A SEMME
with all the strength of a monkey master
mysterious as a GI Joe platoon!
Danny: I’m never gonna catch a break
Joyce: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Sarah: Boy was I a fool for checking up on him
Ruth: That crash got me killed to death
Joe: Hope nobody sees I peed myself
Billie: Why is this guy so freaking dim?
Time is racing toward us
til comes Year Zero
Heed my every orders
and you’ll be heroes
if you’re suited for
the rage of war
go to Denver, without adieu
and I’ll make SEMME out of YOU!!!
BE A SEMME
we must be swift as a martian saucer
BE A SEMME
just like in that transformer cartoon
BE A SEMME
with all the strength of a monkey master
mysterious as a GI Joe platoon!
BE A SEMME
we must be swift as a martian saucer
BE A SEMME
just like in that transformer cartoon
BE A SEMME
with all the strength of a monkey master
mysterious as a GI Joe platoon!
(Teamwork!)
There is not enough YES! in the world to express my joy that you guys filked the entire song.
I think we’ve all just been conditioned to follow any version of the words “Down to business” with that song, haven’t we?
This song has been listed under “Memetic Mutation” on TVTropes. I think the answer is yes.
I am ashamed to admit I didn’t get what song that was. After looking it up, I really should have caught on. I am losing my otaku-fu, must be old age catching up with me. Anyway, brilliantly done, one million virtual points to all of you.
I think ‘otaku’ only applies to Japanese things, though. You’re really losing your Disney-fu.
Don’tcha know I wrestle alien machines for sport?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in an alien x4000-f?
That’s obvious ain’t it dimbulb? What’s a Joe doing with a x4000-f stuck on his face?
When the Walkyverse ends for good, it’ll just be giant balloon letters saying “SAL?!”
yaaaay hahaha yes!!
Originally posted:
April 17, 1999