Don’t even think about callin’ yer Tarantuguns
on March 6, 2017 at 12:01 amShe just gave up trying to cave in his helmet and now she’s trying to strangle him. I don’t feel like she’s giving this her 100%.
Either that or the narrative decided it needed to clarify her motives.
Originally posted:
June 18, 2002
Apparently Sal can’t make up her mind how she wants to kill Head Alien.
Maybe she realized his helmet was too strong to be easily crushed?
Necks are also more satisfying to crush. I hear.
I heard it too. It was loud.
Well my enemy escaped the inescapable pit of despair before I could…
Err… you heard nothing.
A pity she didn’t let him finish, because he was actually about to tell a pretty important truth.
I mean if you think about it Head Alien being so damn durable does clear up a lot of questions of the “why not shoot him” variety.
The only thing that managed to kill him was a heavy object that crushed him. Sal could throw him off the spaceship and then crash the ship on him.
Head Alien and the Joker took the same Quantum Gunproofing class at night school.
The lovebirds are reenacting the Titanic. How sweet.