I seem to recall Sal snapping one of the Alien underlings’ necks back when she first turned villain and nearly killed Walky, so unless HA’s anatomy works differently . . .
Also, it occurs to me I don’t understand Sal’s plan. Why would you need to hunt down the abductees after Head Alien is dead and Semme destroyed? What’s the concern?
Are you from squad 283?
Daisy, we might need Sal
There’s miles of stuff in here
Mothers Day
Better off
A short story of a new recruit being separated from their squad on a mission and seeking help from Squad 283.
They question whether Sal is needed because of the level of danger and number of enemies in the battlefield.
One soldier wonders if their Mother’s Day would have been better off as a civilian.
Man, that helmet must be pretty tough if it’s taking her this long to smoosh it.
Nah, it’s mostly because she’s trying to smoosh it the wrong way. It’s shaped like an egg. You can’t easily smoosh eggs end to end, but from side to side, it’s a cinch.
We are the quoting posts
We copy-paste the Related Comics
And if you think they’re the same
They’re different each time you refresh
There’s a why to our madness, but I ran out of lines
Speaking of five line poems, here is one I got yesterday. I copied it yesterday, was going to post it, and decided not to. Then I regretted it when I saw that today’s was no where near as good. Then I realized I hadn’t copied anything new so it was still saved. Hurray!
She’d want to know stuff
Let’s get on our way
Before we take off
Kill your friends
Maybe Ah should
Originally posted:
June 17, 2002
Why doesn’t Sal just snap his neck?
Maybe it wouldn’t work! Alien anatomy is mysterious.
I seem to recall Sal snapping one of the Alien underlings’ necks back when she first turned villain and nearly killed Walky, so unless HA’s anatomy works differently . . .
Maybe they got better!
Also, it occurs to me I don’t understand Sal’s plan. Why would you need to hunt down the abductees after Head Alien is dead and Semme destroyed? What’s the concern?
They’ll still be a bunch of super powered nutcases under the tenuous control of the government.
well, sal can say from personal experience every abductee is a super powered nutcase…
…or she’s a super power nutcase and is assuming everyone else is, too.
let’s be honest, revenge plots are rarely sensible even when done by sane people. and this is sal 😉
Sal: I’m crushing your head!
Beat me by 15 minutes. Le sigh.
So this is genocide attempt number 2 or 3 ?
Help me herd these Aliens
What’s Joe DOING?
Dad?!
You let them go?
No home
Turkish Delight?
She even asked me
I’m involved now.
*gasp*
Happy birthday
Let me elaborate.
No steroids and no hormones
Cough cough!
THAT is how
Jinxed
Ah swear, if you’ve touched ANYTHING
Where are you going?
So here’s how we find Sal.
Sal!
Taco Bell
(I don’t normally join in, but could not resist ‘Sal, Sal!, Taco Bell)
Wh–
Not quite yet…
Mothers Day
I should have known
Do you know these guys?
Are you from squad 283?
Daisy, we might need Sal
There’s miles of stuff in here
Mothers Day
Better off
A short story of a new recruit being separated from their squad on a mission and seeking help from Squad 283.
They question whether Sal is needed because of the level of danger and number of enemies in the battlefield.
One soldier wonders if their Mother’s Day would have been better off as a civilian.
Nah, it’s mostly because she’s trying to smoosh it the wrong way. It’s shaped like an egg. You can’t easily smoosh eggs end to end, but from side to side, it’s a cinch.
“WHY’D YOU SAY THAT WHERE SHE COULD HEAR IT YOU IDIOT?”
“….. oops.”
I don’t understand these little
five
line
poems.
Please explain.
We are the quoting posts
We copy-paste the Related Comics
And if you think they’re the same
They’re different each time you refresh
There’s a why to our madness, but I ran out of lines
Ah. I was wondering about that, since they never seem to match up to the Related links I was seeing.
Some girl brought you in
Her name is Joyce
So what’s gonna get you outta this THIS time?
Can’t find Walkerton
I sorta understand.
Speaking of five line poems, here is one I got yesterday. I copied it yesterday, was going to post it, and decided not to. Then I regretted it when I saw that today’s was no where near as good. Then I realized I hadn’t copied anything new so it was still saved. Hurray!
She’d want to know stuff
Let’s get on our way
Before we take off
Kill your friends
Maybe Ah should
Im crushing your head crush crush!
It’s almost as though that helmet was infused with some kind of alien technology…
Round One
Are You Ready Yet?
Mike and I Will Take it From Below.
So Here’s My Offer
Take Cover!!!