Domestica
on September 9, 2019 at 12:01 amChapter: Suddenly Sal
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
Ah, the 2005 parody version of KY personal lubricant. These days in the Dumbiverse I go with X9, because hilarious Beast Wars Ravage references.
Ah, the 2005 parody version of KY personal lubricant. These days in the Dumbiverse I go with X9, because hilarious Beast Wars Ravage references.
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We apparently just missed seeing some dildos on a house tour
yay cleaning up for guests
That kind of stuff should only be in the bedroom. Why the heck did they leave it there? In case they wanted to do it on the spot?
Brick joke launched.
Um… we keep a bottles of lube in places besides the bedroom in case we feel like having sex in a different room of the house. Better than pausing to run upstairs. We do keep them semi-hidden though so casual observers aren’t going to see them (although people who snoop might, but then finding lube also becomes their punishment).
Have you ever had a partner who sewed a little cozy for the tube of lube?
(No personal experience involved in this question, I swear.)
Cozy little lube tubes
I have not. Nor have I done so myself. Neither of us is much into knitting. Sorry.
You only fuck in the bedroom? How sad.
Hey, if the bed is cozy, why not?
Because sometimes the bedroom is just SO FAR AWAY.
Also because cuddling on the living room sofa turning into making out on the living room sofa turning into… other things on the living room sofa is fun sometimes.
But then it turns into cleaning the living room sofa which is so much more effort than cleaning bedding.
I can’t imagine what “the rest of the stuff” is.
Oh wait, I can.
Hide your sex toys!
Leave ‘em out, I got nothin’ to hide.
They probably should have hid that stuff earlier, when they were moving the dinner table and stuff so Sal could have a place to sleep.
I’m curious what the lube is doing in Rubbermaid containers. Are the containers holding tubes of lube, or did they empty out the tubes into the Rubbermaid containers?
If they emptied the tubes, she couldn’t be reading what the thing is~
MY question is, what -are- “rubbermaid cointainers”
… TO GOOGLE!
A brand of resealable plastic containers. I’m surprised he didn’t go with “tupperware,” They’re kinda the Kleenex of leftover holders.
Rubbermaid and Tupperware aren’t really the same thing, though. While Rubbermaid does do food containers, that’s not their primary focus like Tupperware… Consequently, Rubbermaid containers imply something bigger than Tupperware.
Unless they labeled the containers. Which would be a good idea, because I’ve heard that Kentucky jelly is terrible on toast.
Me, I’m wondering just how much lube we’re talking here. Even if they’re some of Rubbermaid’s smaller containers, that’s still containers, plural. At some point, it might be time to break down and order the 55 gallon drum of Astroglide…
That’s dangerous. Though I suppose Walky wouldn’t have problems plugging the hole.
They buy their lube at Costco.
I’m not questioning what the lube is doing there… What I want to know is what’s the story of that question mark at the end of her statement?
Has Sal never heard of lube? Or is this she wondering about this apparent knockoff brand? Why the question mark?
‘Why the hell are you leaving your sex jelly in what you’ve designated as my sleeping area?’
TFW your sibling has a far more adventurous sex life than you.