Dead? Joe? Which Joe?
on August 6, 2016 at 12:01 amChapter: Guess Who's Coming to Denver
Location: Dina's apartment
“He kept leaving the stove on and not replacing frayed electrical cords, and yet I said NOTHING!”
Joe wrote his own death, right? I establish that later? I think so. I’m not looking ahead.
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Either that, or SEMME did their homework on Joe.
I won’t spoil it for you.
Everyone knows naked women are highly inflammable.
oh COME on.
‘Five other women’? Is there something we haven’t been told about Joe?
no, five “other women”–he was with five mistresses
That he’s a horndog?
Based on the sentence she‘s a horndog.
“Something, something, Canadian incident.”
wait if there was a fire wouldn’t all their clothes have burned
Joe, you suck at writing your own death
*it makes the New York Times bestseller list for like 16 weeks*
Eh, could be that the fire went out before it reached them, and they died of asphyxiation rather than burns.
“big firey death” suggests not-asphyxiation
Unless the bodies were burned to ash, you can usually tell if a burned body was clothed when it lit. Besides, most clothes, especially pajamas, are either naturally fire resistant (cotton) or get laced with fire retardants (polyester).
so what brilliant CSI person observed this specifically about the women and felt need to point it out
JOE
This is why you don’t get to write your own obituary
I guess at least it wasn’t from a death bed: a bed that eats people?
I figured his whiskers would always keep him safe.😢
I really liked the detail that, as awful as it was to make Danny and Billie think their friend had died, it jolted them out of their marriage problems and made Billie especially realize how important they were to each other. She steps up, shows her best self, and you start to think that THEY’LL be all right after all. All while the wacky hijinks somehow continued.
That’s right Danny you monster
Walkyverse Danny doesn’t spend enough time thinking about how shit he is.
Dumbiverse Danny spends too much.
Originally posted:
November 18, 2001
Joes’s epic death story…
It’s about two people coming together.
With four other people.
And aliens.
CONSEQUENCES!
Everybody take a shot