I understand why Walky and Joyce might freeze up at this moment, but really they should probably be taking this obvious opportunity to do one or more of the following:
– Detain Head Alien
– Attempt to violently kill Head Alien
– Restrain Tony
– Get in between Tony and Sal
– Detain Sal
– Get Sal to kill head alien while they detain Tony
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Originally posted:
May 27, 2002
KILL HIM.
KILL THE HEAD ALIEN NOW!!!
Sal’s turned into Kirby! Retreat, Tony! She’s going to eat you to absorb your powers!
What are his powers? Dying?
He’s houng to need a Martian resurrection chamber for that burn.
God, I love the Head Alien. He gets the best dialogue.
Head Aiien, if you wanted to be a voyeur, then you shouldn’t have dressed Tony up after his resurrection!
Head Alien’s barely even paying attention to Walky and Joyce. They could throw him off the Martian ship or something.
Sometimes I refresh a couple times to see what sentences/conversation form from the related comics. Today I got
The media should be here soon
Fine, I’ll ask for directions
Can we do this for real now?
Blech
snerk
Hey, Dina. Am I sexy?
I thought you and Joe were just friends.
When’d we get a narrator?
You can tell Joyce
Thanks, Pa
No home
The captive awakes
God bless 79-cent burritos
I’m Ho-ome!
A distant horror
My god, this is brilliant! I bet we could put these in books of poetry.
I may have a new pastime.
Aah. That hurts.
Like who?
Get in here
He’s alive!
Sir! Incoming SEMME ships!
I know! Fun isn’t it?
Here’s mine:
What to do
HEAVE!
Progress!
Joe! Wait!
How’s “The Talk” coming?
Huh.
A good puppy, Daniel
Look at my girl.
Jason told me what REALLY happened!
8 to 5
What a crock!
Exactly!
Oversight
Rise and shine!
Pick yer lock
All hooked up
lol ok
Pa! Ma!
As you wish.
NNNNNGH!!
Bootleg
So are you here to pay up?
=o
Exposition, but also pathos.
I understand why Walky and Joyce might freeze up at this moment, but really they should probably be taking this obvious opportunity to do one or more of the following:
– Detain Head Alien
– Attempt to violently kill Head Alien
– Restrain Tony
– Get in between Tony and Sal
– Detain Sal
– Get Sal to kill head alien while they detain Tony