the only way to win is not to play
This is easily one of my favourite Jason lines.
A chokehold is not a punch.
He’s actually saying “I – can’t – hold – lunch – !”
It was me the whole time How’d you get in here Distract the Aliens Off we go. Walkerton, they know about Monkey Master!
Beef? Mavis Ah dunno Some agents are here to see you Everyone duck fer cover!
Headin’ out for a bit Only one day left and you lose the bet Well? Is it a deal? What happened to the NEW YOU? Where ya going
Eesh He’s cut right in two! Leave me A mommy, daddy, and their 2.5 children Gotta talk to Dina
Originally posted: September 19, 2002 Also, Again, Technically, Not a punch.
I think “No punch” means no retaliation. Joe also said it after insulting Walky in an earlier strip.
Walky, Jason is choking you, he’s not punching you, you should say “no choke”.
Again not punching you.
One of the few times where I side with Jason, and also Walky didn’t say anything about not choking him.
It’s long past time you asserted your authority in this, Jason. Step in, get a grip on things, and throttle this stupid game back.
It’s nice of Walky to pantomime physical distress from Jason’s baseline human strength. Lets him feel like he’s on the abductees’ level for once.
Walky’s also had the courtesy to pull his punches so they’re only moderately annoying.
I wouldn’t be so sure that choking doesn’t bypass abductee durability.
…wow, I think the randomizer has been reading Slipshine:
Walky’s a big loser virgin! Dizzying morality Whoa, boy! Down, boy! Balances out You’re creepy.
“How about a nice game of chess?”
this strip may be my third-favorite
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This is easily one of my favourite Jason lines.
A chokehold is not a punch.
He’s actually saying “I – can’t – hold – lunch – !”
It was me the whole time
How’d you get in here
Distract the Aliens
Off we go.
Walkerton, they know about Monkey Master!
Beef?
Mavis
Ah dunno
Some agents are here to see you
Everyone duck fer cover!
Headin’ out for a bit
Only one day left and you lose the bet
Well? Is it a deal?
What happened to the NEW YOU?
Where ya going
Eesh
He’s cut right in two!
Leave me
A mommy, daddy, and their 2.5 children
Gotta talk to Dina
Originally posted:
September 19, 2002
Also,
Again,
Technically,
Not a punch.
I think “No punch” means no retaliation. Joe also said it after insulting Walky in an earlier strip.
Walky, Jason is choking you, he’s not punching you, you should say “no choke”.
Again not punching you.
One of the few times where I side with Jason, and also Walky didn’t say anything about not choking him.
It’s long past time you asserted your authority in this, Jason. Step in, get a grip on things, and throttle this stupid game back.
It’s nice of Walky to pantomime physical distress from Jason’s baseline human strength. Lets him feel like he’s on the abductees’ level for once.
Walky’s also had the courtesy to pull his punches so they’re only moderately annoying.
I wouldn’t be so sure that choking doesn’t bypass abductee durability.
…wow, I think the randomizer has been reading Slipshine:
Walky’s a big loser virgin!
Dizzying morality
Whoa, boy! Down, boy!
Balances out
You’re creepy.
“How about a nice game of chess?”
this strip may be my third-favorite