Shot for every time consequences or “premarital hanky-panky” are mentioned.
Shot for every time Danny faints or is otherwise unconscious.
Shot for every time Joe hits on a girl, two if he commits sexual assault.
Shot for every time Joyce screams.
Shot for every time Howard mentions Star Trek.
Shot for every time Joe, Danny, or Howard show a “fondness” for glasses.
Shot for every time someone’s dad turns out to be cheating.
Two shots for every time Ruth bitches.
Pint of beer every time Sal bitches.
Shot for every time Jason bitches about Sal bitching.
Shot for every time someone makes fun of Jason’s bowtie.
Shot for every time Mike says something nasty.
Two shots for every time Mike saying something nasty forces an epiphany on someone.
Shot for every time Tony is brainwashed and crazy.
Shot for every time Dina sets a snare trap.
Two shots any time a poorly-done CGI ship shows up.
Pint of beer is for things that happen with ridiculous frequency, though. The death toll doesn’t get serious until the final battle–in which case, you’re going to drink yourself to death very quickly.
Two shots for every resurrection sounds about right.
Oh, and shot for every time Sal waffles between “selfishness” and “what needs to be done.”
Also, on the commentary–I’m impressed that you could write Joe as a comedy character with that mindset. The joke here is pretty much “Joe’s too dumb to know he’s damning himself to an eternity in hell.”
I feel like Joe’s character might be based on someone he actually knew at the time. It explains the sort of slightly mean but overall kind of affectionate portrayal of his lechery.
Willis has stated multiple times that Joe is an old friend of his, exaggerated through Willis’ warped perception of said friend’s sexuality at the time. (Real-life Joe was apparently nowhere this bad, but tell this to someone with Joyce’s mindset.)
On the original website, now known as joyceandwalky.com, I’m going to be posting the dates that website has/had the dates for the posting of that comic, I might look up the date for the Keenspot and other stuff, but… probably not.
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CONSEQUENCES! Everybody take a shot!
A Walkyverse drinking game.
This must happen. Last one standing wins. Bonus prizes for those who finish Its Walky before dying of liver failure.
Shot for every time consequences or “premarital hanky-panky” are mentioned.
Shot for every time Danny faints or is otherwise unconscious.
Shot for every time Joe hits on a girl, two if he commits sexual assault.
Shot for every time Joyce screams.
Shot for every time Howard mentions Star Trek.
Shot for every time Joe, Danny, or Howard show a “fondness” for glasses.
Shot for every time someone’s dad turns out to be cheating.
Two shots for every time Ruth bitches.
Pint of beer every time Sal bitches.
Shot for every time Jason bitches about Sal bitching.
Shot for every time someone makes fun of Jason’s bowtie.
Shot for every time Mike says something nasty.
Two shots for every time Mike saying something nasty forces an epiphany on someone.
Shot for every time Tony is brainwashed and crazy.
Shot for every time Dina sets a snare trap.
Two shots any time a poorly-done CGI ship shows up.
That should cover it for now.
you forgot to add
Pint of beer evertime a character dies.
we need to honour their memory!
oh, and might as well as throw in a shot for every time someone comes back from the dead.
Pint of beer is for things that happen with ridiculous frequency, though. The death toll doesn’t get serious until the final battle–in which case, you’re going to drink yourself to death very quickly.
Two shots for every resurrection sounds about right.
Oh, and shot for every time Sal waffles between “selfishness” and “what needs to be done.”
You’d be so dead.
Don’t do it you’ll be dead at the same time as Ruth!
correction all will be dead by the time anti-joyce dies unless their rereading them archives. Ruth dont go you are my favorite of roomies.
I believe the only consequence in his mind is his penis being satisfied.
Also, on the commentary–I’m impressed that you could write Joe as a comedy character with that mindset. The joke here is pretty much “Joe’s too dumb to know he’s damning himself to an eternity in hell.”
One ofJesus’ best friends was a Harlot. I’m sure he’d look the other way in the case of Joe’s promiscuity.
I feel like Joe’s character might be based on someone he actually knew at the time. It explains the sort of slightly mean but overall kind of affectionate portrayal of his lechery.
Willis has stated multiple times that Joe is an old friend of his, exaggerated through Willis’ warped perception of said friend’s sexuality at the time. (Real-life Joe was apparently nowhere this bad, but tell this to someone with Joyce’s mindset.)
Incidentally, I just found out on Facebook that “Joe” got married yesterday.
I so want to say something about “Happy Endings” here… but it would go better on a different comic.
What manner of gelatinous shape-shifting allowed Joe to slide his bulky frame through those tiny windows?
what are these consequenses you speak of… do they involve “premeratle hanky panky”?? or cheese… ummmm cheese … now i want a cheeseburger
As I said on yesterday’s comic, this strip pretty much immediately sums up Danny and Joe’s basic characterization.
It really does. It also effectively sets up the next fifteen years of interpersonal conflict.
I assumed by consequences he meant ‘falling to your death’
Well… Joe did fall from there eventually… he’s not dead yet though.
And here I assumed consequences meant pregnancy or STDs, you know, the normal consequences of poorly-planned teen rampages…
What are this “consequences” you speak of?
On the original website, now known as joyceandwalky.com, I’m going to be posting the dates that website has/had the dates for the posting of that comic, I might look up the date for the Keenspot and other stuff, but… probably not.
Originally posted:
September 9, 1997