College Ho!, page 8
on September 17, 2012 at 12:01 amChapter: College Ho!
Characters: cheerleaders, Danny Wilcox, Joe Rosenthal, Mr. Rosenthal, Mr. Wilcox, Mrs. Wilcox, Sal Walters
Location: Showalter Fountain
Joe’s dad is kind of a scumbag.
Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
Polls
Will there be a newer poll than the Bart O'Ryan one?
- No (66%, 516 Votes)
- Yes (34%, 267 Votes)
Total Voters: 783
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That does not look like a comfortable position to make out in…
As long as they shift after a minute or so they’ll be fine.
Yeah. Is her foot on his crotch?
I think she’s balancing on his knee.
And thus the tradition of Walkyverse characters having shitty fathers begins. (Well, technically Howard and Ruth were first, but they haven’t met her yet…prequels are confusing.)
I know, right? It’s so confusing. Not to mention, is Amber or Leslie older than Ruth? And do we count from when they started being shitty, when they started being fathers, or when they were born? So many variables.
Ruth is roughly a decade older than Leslie and Amber.
Ah, thanks. I honestly have no clue where the Shortpacked! cast is age-wise.
Huh, I didn’t realize that Ruth was that much older when I read Roomies! the first time through. Something new every time, I guess!
So are most of the SP! main cast about the same age as the J&W! cast?
I feel like the average age of the Shortpacked! employees goes down with each new character.
Ethan’s the same age as Joyce, and Amber and Leslie are about five years younger than that.
That’s the problem with not discovering the Walkyverse until 2010. I know it started in 1997, but because I read it all in the span of a few months, I was never aware of how quickly the years were passing in canon.
Crotchshot!
Woo makeout scene! And yes, Joe’s dad is indeed a scumbag. Now we know where he gets it from.
SO nice to see Sal happy…
Too bad it won’t last.
Yes. This. Sal is easily my favorite character in the Walkyverse, any things haven’t gone her way in far too long.
Willis >.>
I love the new lineup of the oldies. It will close up some gaps. I never realized Joyce and Ethan were that much older than Amber and Leslie. In fact, I thought Ethan was the oldest of all 3 for some reason.
Wow, that does not look like it would be comfortable for Danny.
OH MY GOD MY KNEE IS KILLING ME PLEASE STOP STEPPING ON IT
That’s not a knee
It’s a battle station!
Space station, but points for effort.
Sal’s eyebrow & nose double as Danny’s nose & upper lip. Nice.
Nice eye. I have to wonder if that was intentional.
Great, you’ve turned it into a face/cups illusion. Ya bastich.
“Joe’s dad is kind of a scumbag” Really? Huh, couldn’t tell.
I heard there was a campus legend about virgins and this fountain or something?
Is that Mike and Amber…?