I mean, I don’t think there’s anything sexy about anything, but from an objective prospective there’s really nothing in the art that’s trying to be objectifying in the slightest, with is what cheesecake means.
Unless you meant “cheesy”, as in hokey or corny, but I don’t think that quite works. I mean, it is crap, but it’s not crap in a way that’s inherently amusing. This isn’t Adam West Batman, it’s just kinda…wrong.
The ‘hehehehe’ kinda kills any notion that what she just did was accidental because of stupidity. Being female I can’t emphathize with his blue balls, but I can feel sorry for him. At least he’s lieing in cold water.
Wow, it’s the whole vast and unknowable feminine mystique thing. Dumbing of Age dispels this whole cultural bag right away with a female to female poop joke.
Also, since when did Sal become / originate as a manic pixie dream girl? I thought she was always far too dry and sarcastic for that – or did that happen after she went through mega angst?
Putting someone through hell will kinda do that for you. I always felt bad for Sal, because she is seriously a victim of many people f*cking with her. All the way back to her infancy.
And she was such a hot, crazy, sweet girl in the beginning.
I suspect that most folks didn’t take the threat all that seriously. Plus… you know, lots of things don’t equal consent, but I’m pretty sure consent does, so she couldn’t have anyway.
Some people like their sexually repressed horseplay rough.
Danny consents, sure, but Sal didn’t know that was going to happen. She intended to, or at least created a situation where her intending to would be a reasonable assumption.
Y’know, Danny’s consent raises all sorts of weird question. She didn’t initiate sex because she didn’t think he wanted it. He didn’t initiate because he didn’t think she wanted it. We know that Sal is absurdly uncommunicative, but what’s Danny’s excuse for not even trying to have this conversation?
Taking both Danny’s life flashing before his eyes and Sal’s expositing her relationship with Danny to Walky into account (links to both are further up the page), they started going out when Danny was a sophomore and Sal was a freshman in high school. That pegs their relationship length at two years minimum by this point. More than enough time for one of them to say something.
Just something I have been wondering: Has Walky EVER visited college in this universe? I mean he is about the same age as Joyce who will eventually join Semme. Since Joyce was in her, what third year of college when that happened (will happen? dang Time Travel Tense Trouble strikes again) I don’t think that Walky could ever have gone to college.
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Sal’s kind of a bitch.
I hope somebody kills her parents.
Dang, Willis. LOL.
Oh, what a twist that would be!
Surely Willis would never do such a thing!
BWAHAHA!!
Really? Lmao
So this is how misogynists are born…
Wow. I don’t remember this at all, and, thus, didn’t see this coming at all.
Which somehow made it eight times funnier.
It used to be print-only.
That makes a lot of sense. Thanks!
Is it wrong that, even as bad as this all is, I’m loving it?
Enjoy the cheesecake. Tis the nectar of the gods.
…There’s really nothing sexy about this…
I mean, I don’t think there’s anything sexy about anything, but from an objective prospective there’s really nothing in the art that’s trying to be objectifying in the slightest, with is what cheesecake means.
Unless you meant “cheesy”, as in hokey or corny, but I don’t think that quite works. I mean, it is crap, but it’s not crap in a way that’s inherently amusing. This isn’t Adam West Batman, it’s just kinda…wrong.
Aww, he looks so sad in the last panel. The blue balls, they ache so bad.
The ‘hehehehe’ kinda kills any notion that what she just did was accidental because of stupidity. Being female I can’t emphathize with his blue balls, but I can feel sorry for him. At least he’s lieing in cold water.
*Hiding behind a door* Is the skeezy sexual stuff over now?
For a while, yeah.
Wait, did Danny expect them to have sex right there in the fountain?
Sal certainly seemed to.
Wow, it’s the whole vast and unknowable feminine mystique thing. Dumbing of Age dispels this whole cultural bag right away with a female to female poop joke.
Also, since when did Sal become / originate as a manic pixie dream girl? I thought she was always far too dry and sarcastic for that – or did that happen after she went through mega angst?
Putting someone through hell will kinda do that for you. I always felt bad for Sal, because she is seriously a victim of many people f*cking with her. All the way back to her infancy.
And she was such a hot, crazy, sweet girl in the beginning.
Maybe she’s one of Willis’ old girlfriends.
Her backstory was always that she was kinda wacky, and that’s what attracted Danny to her. In fact, Joe, explaining to Joyce why Danny likes Sal…more or less describes Joyce, minus the creepy stalker aspect. Danny seems to agree with Joe’s assessment.
There was also an extensive flashback to Danny and Sal’s high school days and how they met, but I can’t seem to find it…
Ah, here it is! http://www.itswalky.com/d/20000702.html
…That tease.
So Danny never gets any in any universe?
Dude, he has two kids right now.
Although to be fair, he doesn’t ever get any from Sal…
OooooW!!
I love how everyone here is pissed about Sal giving Danny blueballs and not, y’know, her threatening to rape him.
I suspect that most folks didn’t take the threat all that seriously. Plus… you know, lots of things don’t equal consent, but I’m pretty sure consent does, so she couldn’t have anyway.
Some people like their sexually repressed horseplay rough.
Danny consents, sure, but Sal didn’t know that was going to happen. She intended to, or at least created a situation where her intending to would be a reasonable assumption.
Welcome to the internet.
We’ve got fun and games.
Before the internet, this kind of “troll” was called “cock-tease”.
At least now we know she’s not actually Danny-level out of control, she just enjoys pretending to be. YMMV on whether that’s a good or bad thing.
All in all, typical generic sitcom stuff so far, if a little on the PG-13 rated side.
Y’know, Danny’s consent raises all sorts of weird question. She didn’t initiate sex because she didn’t think he wanted it. He didn’t initiate because he didn’t think she wanted it. We know that Sal is absurdly uncommunicative, but what’s Danny’s excuse for not even trying to have this conversation?
Taking both Danny’s life flashing before his eyes and Sal’s expositing her relationship with Danny to Walky into account (links to both are further up the page), they started going out when Danny was a sophomore and Sal was a freshman in high school. That pegs their relationship length at two years minimum by this point. More than enough time for one of them to say something.
Just something I have been wondering: Has Walky EVER visited college in this universe? I mean he is about the same age as Joyce who will eventually join Semme. Since Joyce was in her, what third year of college when that happened (will happen? dang Time Travel Tense Trouble strikes again) I don’t think that Walky could ever have gone to college.
Walky was recruited to SEMME before he could attend high school. This is clarified in Joyce and Walky!.
And she was in her second year.
Thanks!