Not only did she never go to college because she got forcibly sucked into Linda’s and HA’s games, never picking up any job skills at all, but she’s also a convicted war criminal despite most of her actions having been the result of brainwashing. Nobody wants to hire her. This dead-end mess is the best job she can get, and there’s a very real possibility that it’s never going to get better for her.
“Don’t be a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE]!
Don’t do it!
Quickest way to ruin your life
Don’t be a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE]!
Not worth it!
It’ll leave you dead inside
The job is inherently crappy
That’s why you’ve never met a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE] who’s happy
It’s a guaranteed soul destroyer
Don’t be a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE]”
Indeed!
I particularly love the music. “Oh My God I think I like you”, “You Stupid B****”, and “No one Else is Singing this Song” are staples of my “writing” playlist (along with NSP’s cover of “Glory of Love” and “In Your Eyes” – which I mostly bring up since Rachael Bloom featured in a Starbomb song).
Also, my comment was supposed to be a reply to Cholma’s comment about watching her soul die in real time.
when I was a tour guide all of two years ago, making up our was my favorite part of the job. “You see that river over there? Well, we call it a river, but hydrological speaking, it is actually a very angry lake.”
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Is it just me or does Sal like vaguely sad in the last panel? Or perhaps she’s just speaking to a small child.
You’re watching a piece of her soul die in real time.
Jobs like that tend to do that to you.
Not only did she never go to college because she got forcibly sucked into Linda’s and HA’s games, never picking up any job skills at all, but she’s also a convicted war criminal despite most of her actions having been the result of brainwashing. Nobody wants to hire her. This dead-end mess is the best job she can get, and there’s a very real possibility that it’s never going to get better for her.
I think I’d be pretty sad too.
“Don’t be a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE]!
Don’t do it!
Quickest way to ruin your life
Don’t be a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE]!
Not worth it!
It’ll leave you dead inside
The job is inherently crappy
That’s why you’ve never met a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE] who’s happy
It’s a guaranteed soul destroyer
Don’t be a [PLUTO 9571 EMPLOYEE]”
But what about environmental [Pluto 9571]?
No money, no no money!
But didn’t Willis…? Never mind, that makes sense.
Oh wow, a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend reference! I love that show
Indeed!
I particularly love the music. “Oh My God I think I like you”, “You Stupid B****”, and “No one Else is Singing this Song” are staples of my “writing” playlist (along with NSP’s cover of “Glory of Love” and “In Your Eyes” – which I mostly bring up since Rachael Bloom featured in a Starbomb song).
Also, my comment was supposed to be a reply to Cholma’s comment about watching her soul die in real time.
when I was a tour guide all of two years ago, making up our was my favorite part of the job. “You see that river over there? Well, we call it a river, but hydrological speaking, it is actually a very angry lake.”
I like the nod to the reversal after Head Alien, et al, got recreated.
Just remember Sal, keep telling yourself: “It pays the rent! I pays the rent!”