Call me David.
on December 2, 2016 at 12:01 amCharacters: David Walkerton, Jason Chesterfield
Location: Squad 128's apartment
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Walky combed his hair and put on a collared shirt and sweater, but let’s not overlook the fact that Jason cooks and prepares a three-course meal to eat by himself.
You should be happy Jason, you can talk with another gentleman, for a week.
Is that three courses? That plate looks about as full as the ones I make for myself when I’m alone…
could be a Healthy Choice/”Banquet” meal
Plausible… Jason would be the kind of person to remove the contents and put them onto a proper plate.
As far as I can tell, these blobs of food are probably some sort of meat (or maybe fish) with two side dishes (perhaps one is mashed potatoes and the other is some sort of salad).
Of course, this is just me picturing what I would put in such a plate.
Assuming those three blobs are a protein, a starch, and a vegetable, that would make this a single-course entree.
It’s clearly a slice of roast beef, a Yorkshire pudding, and a healthy mound of mushy peas.
Yeah, I don’t really get this. We don’t see him eating an appetizer beforehand or a dessert after. Given what David announces on social media about how he eats, I think his concept of “three-course meal” might be a little off.
(Love ya, David.)
True. Likewise, that could very easily be a ready-meal (or whatever Americans call those meals you buy where you just shove a plastic tray in an oven/microwave and don’t have to do anything else), so Jason’s preparation might have just involved stabbing the film cover with a fork before putting the whole thing in the oven for 25 minutes.
(I also put the food on a plate after. It makes me feel less tragic.)
I’m glad it’s not just me! All of a sudden I thought I had been wrong about what a “course” is my whole life!
We’re just seeing the second course. He’s already put on his butler jacket and cleared the appetizer plate, then redressed for the entree course. After he’s finished with that, he’ll put his butler jacket on again and serve his dessert.
Originally posted:
March 16, 2002
The camera is imbedded in the fourth wall, Jason.
In the very next installment, he claims that he cut it, not just combed it.
Actually, Jason is just having a Kid Cuisine for lunch. The kind with the star shaped chicken nuggets.
He just puts it on a nice plate because he’s classy.
I read this while eating a 3-course meal I prepared for me, myself, and I.
Jason is so classy, his starter is a paint palette and brush. the doc said he needed more greens in his diet, so he made sure to add some nice viridian to this meal. It not his fault “David” already coloured his expectations
A three dish meal?
hehe my dad does this