Billie? Sweetheart?
on July 2, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Danny and Billie's house
My favorite punchlines are where the absurd perfectly meets the mundane. This is pretty up there.
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n/m I’ll come back to this in a few, out of consideration for any newbies
… I THINK I know what you’re talking about, and if so… yeah. I don’t think it ever gets addressed properly. Interesting implications, though.
Maaaaaaaybe they meant themselves, too? idk 🤷
It’s a solid punchline, yeah
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Billie has friends?
Excellent question
Does booze count?
She shared her booze with Beef a few times, he might’ve counted as a friend.
At least now they don’t have to worry about deciding what they’re gonna name the kid, right?
“Not to worry, there’s a good chance he’s not even from this timeline, could still go either way.”
“There’s also the whole ‘quantum censor’ thing that may force baby to be a girl so as to prevent non-causal information transmission.”
“This whole thing gives a whole new meaning to ‘First World problems’.”
“Yup.”
It says a lot of how used Billie has got to Danny’s crazy history that her first worry is the minor spoiler inflicted by DJ’s very existence. XD
Honestly one of the best punchlines.