Billie? Sweetheart?
on July 2, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Danny and Billie's house
My favorite punchlines are where the absurd perfectly meets the mundane. This is pretty up there.
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n/m I’ll come back to this in a few, out of consideration for any newbies
… I THINK I know what you’re talking about, and if so… yeah. I don’t think it ever gets addressed properly. Interesting implications, though.
Maaaaaaaybe they meant themselves, too? idk 🤷
It’s a solid punchline, yeah
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Billie has friends?
Excellent question
Does booze count?
She shared her booze with Beef a few times, he might’ve counted as a friend.
At least now they don’t have to worry about deciding what they’re gonna name the kid, right?
“Not to worry, there’s a good chance he’s not even from this timeline, could still go either way.”
“There’s also the whole ‘quantum censor’ thing that may force baby to be a girl so as to prevent non-causal information transmission.”
“This whole thing gives a whole new meaning to ‘First World problems’.”
“Yup.”
It says a lot of how used Billie has got to Danny’s crazy history that her first worry is the minor spoiler inflicted by DJ’s very existence. XD