Dang, Joe. Even Head Alien’s sober enough to handle the lady with the doomsday weapon with care, but you barge in and are all “whatever, you nutbar, you don’t really have these feelings” like you really want to die.
Joe thinks he has the best grasp on Sal, that he sees both sides of her in a way that Danny and everyone at SEMME only had opposing halves of. He’s seen her zany and he’s seen her angsty, and he seems to think the angsty stuff is the act. Dude, you got it backwards, you ding-a-ling.
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Originally posted:
July 14, 2002
Oh Joe. Strike that, reverse it. You were so close.
How did Danny not get turned yellow like everyone else in the country?
(plot?)HOLES
j/k he Danned everything up is how
Everything in yellow is sort of a two fold thing. It shows Sal using her power but also shows that she is blind to the world. Everything just blends in because none of it matters. But then here comes Danny, and despite everything, he has her attention like no one else does. He isn’t background noise, she sees him like he is the only thing that really matters in this moment.
We find out exactly why about 4 stories later
That’s part of the story, you’ll find out very shortly.
Danny’s feet are bleeding!
whimper whimper
Good commander
Ugh. THIS place.
This is the place
What I really think
So your mother
You brought the BODY?
putt putt putt putt
Bodies strewn about
Pumpkin!
Gonna be sick
Why did you ask fer me?
While Walkerton and I are gone
Surprise.
I’m gonna be fine
New hairstyle
Bleagh
Where is everyone?
Clear this with the new Big Boss
W-Walkerton?!
an amazing tale of getting a crap haircut and suddenly IT’S WALKY
That’s pretty smart from Walky to bring Danny to Sal, he may be able to calm her down.
Or prompt a total nervous breakdown. Whatever works.
…And just when Joe finally overtakes Danny in the strip count, Danny is reintroduced to the strip.
You can’t outrun the Wilcox!
The return of the legendary hero…
…Faz!
That’s totally him, in panels 4-5! You can tell because his eyes are closed. Your silly character tags, logic, characterization, and hoodies cannot defeat the unlimited power of my Head-Cannnon. Kaboom! And now, to destroy the Autobots FOREVERRRRR or maybe get forcibly checked into Webworld, I forget which