No, Walky, you’re letting him talk. Don’t let him talk. That’s the mistake all of you always make. Just beat him to death with that pipe. It’ll save everyone a lot of pain and suffering in the long run.
Head Alien’s not good at this, is he? You could use the simpleton to bust you out and instead you just do the whole “I will torture mentally, muhahahaha! First grade-level evil am I!”
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Walky can hug the tube.
Or tap on the glass? I understand things under glass hate that.
Wonder who hugs better, Dexter or Melven?
He’s not Dexter yet. He’s still Sinister.
Sinister would be the clone, wouldn’t it?
Right now he IS Dexter.
Walky is….he is….I am a loss for words as to what exactly he is.
HA has entirely too much personality.
No, Walky, you’re letting him talk. Don’t let him talk. That’s the mistake all of you always make. Just beat him to death with that pipe. It’ll save everyone a lot of pain and suffering in the long run.
NO JOHN CAMPBELL HE’S IN A TUBE
Fine, beat him to death with the tube instead of the pipe
Walky can solve that. He has a pipe!
HA: Even if you beat me to death, I still win! -hack cough, organ pops out of mouth- Huh, hope that isn’t important…
Kinda surreal considering Walky’s tendency to go ballistic and brutally murder him later on.
Reminder this is suppose to be an Act. Walky isn’t really dumb. He just does it really REALLY well.
Yup. Y’know how if you tell the same lie for a long time, you start to believe it? Walky’s living that right now.
There are a few benefits to his approach to life…
Head Alien’s not good at this, is he? You could use the simpleton to bust you out and instead you just do the whole “I will torture mentally, muhahahaha! First grade-level evil am I!”
Originally posted:
June 25, 1999