Here I was trying to establish some kind of status quo of SEMME doing Alien-fighting stuff and being seen by a knowing public. Squad 128 isn’t just sitting on their butts at home for months and months doing relationship drama! Sometimes they do shit! Honest! And, look, they’ve put an end to a human-to-pirate transmogrification machine!
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I was going to ask why the Aliens would try to turn humans into pirates, before I realized, why wouldn’t they want to turn humans into pirates?
Anyone who doesn’t want more pirates is clearly just wrong.
But ninjas are never wrong?
Clearly it’s best to become a NinjaPirateZombieRobot.
riding a dinosaur. With a cowboy hat.
Clearly, stopping them was Semme’s greatest crime.
EEW PUBIC DISPLAYS OF ASS-FECTION
I doubt he planned to pull his pants down that far.
Only 19 storylines left.
Are pirates not considered humans? Is this Ninja Rick’s secret backstory? lol
Semme caused global warming by stopping the alien human-pirate transmogrifier?
This proves it! Global warming IS a government conspiracy!
These aliens are making the same mistake as your average Queen Beryl or Lord Zedd when they try to pull off these schemes in the city where the guys who always kick their asses live.
Turning humans into pirates doesn’t sound all that bad. Especially since pirates are still humans.
A secondary goal, maybe?
That the extraterrestrial blancmanges wanted to turn all the humans into Scotsmen looked ridiculous, but there was a plan.
Joyce is asking for a smooch AFTER Walky has uncovered the peach of power.
Walky, we are going to have to start talking about ‘appropriate behaviour’, given that Linda has apparently never bothered to broach the subject with you.
I love the alien head flying off spewing viscera in panel three.
Originally posted:
March 9, 2003
So weird to see a “generic SEMME action scene” that doesn’t feature a giant Honey Bun.