You are so $@!! anal!
on March 1, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Premarital Hanky-Panky
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Mount Rushmore
not the best choice of words right now billie
Ahahahahahaha, man, I remember, like, hyperventilating with Godgiven fear when drawing this strip. Â I was being a dirty boy! Â A dirty, dirty boy! Â They were doing the naughties! Â Premaritally! Â Jesus and my dead grandmother were standing over me and judging, and when I got to heaven (hopefully) I would know they knew and it would be an awkward eternity. Â What an untoward display of rampant hormones on the part of the artist, this was.
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WHAT HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE A HUMAN BEING WITH HUMAN BEING PARTS THAT WANTED TO BR FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY
He’s not going to accomplish that with $@!! anal.
Why is anal not censored but the word before it is?
Why would anal be censored. It’s not a swear or being used as a sexual position. And the word before it is almost certainly ‘fucking’.
It’s not being used as a sexual position? Man, that changes my whole interpretation of this strip.
Based on length, I would’ve guessed it was “damn”
Well, if “@$$” is “ass”, then “$@!!” is… uh, “Sal!”?
You can’t always assume censored words by their length. Especially when dealing with a writer who refuses to use the words period.
I thought the f@/&@ anal thing was a joke…..
Still is.
The young artist makes steps towards the most epic of hatefucks.
Nathan’s arms sure have tanned up quick.
what
I think he meant Danny for some reason…
Nathan Henderson, the actor playing Danny Wilcox in the strip,
double what
I am a moron. Danny*
Such angst, all leading up to a panel best described as “two differently-shaded rocks on top of a line of bushes.”
To be fair, those are some sensously shaded rocks.
The description on this one was probably the creepiest thing I’ve read today
-gets Willis a paper bag, just in case he starts hyperventilating again-
Danny’s not nearly fun enough to be into Anal billie. Stop dropping hints.
Hey, if she starts dropping hints now in a decade he may be interested in trying it…
And I’m pretty sure Billie will be driving when they do.
I remember what happens next! I read it in college!
It’s kind of cute. I’m sure Jesus would understand. I’m not saying anything whatsoever about your grandmother, but both mine were fun things who must at least have had some nookie at some point, since I’m sitting here.
More seriously, my grandmother gave birth to my father way too soon after the wedding. No one ever talked about it, of course, but the dates are in black and white. Given it was in the 1930s, I expect she faced some disrespect for that, sadly. There is a picture I really love from a New Year’s party some years earlier where my grandmother and grandfather are standing in a small crowd of other youngsters. They’re standing very close and although they attempt to seem cool, they’re so obviously crazy about each other. And that’s beautiful.
So, my “middle-age wisdom” is basically that while you should know what you’re doing (and want to do what you’re doing, not doing it just because the other one wants it) love is far more sacred than marriage.
And having kids is a holy miracle, and people who disrespect that are blasphemers.
So wait, these two have never even KISSED before (and Danny at least is still a virgin), and you decided to go straight from unrequited lust to banging? Just had to rip that band-aid right off, eh?
Then again, it went pretty much the same way for Marigold and Dale in QC….
Imagine how much past you would have hyperventilated over SlipShine drawing.
I’m kinda surprised Danny has the upper body strength to lift Billie.
Can we just get this ridiculous love affair over with already. I can’t believe I’m saying this but can we get back to Walky and Joyce and SEMME and the aliens!?
Yes, yes we can. In fact, in a few months, that’ll be all there is.
Just try not to think of who might be reading your porn in heaven, is my suggestion.
Originally posted:
August 8, 1999