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on March 2, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Premarital Hanky-Panky
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Mount Rushmore
man i am going to absolutely loath these next few strips aren’t i
man i am going to absolutely loath these next few strips aren’t i
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Pinecone up the butt?
Accidentally used poison ivy for makeshift condom?
Ants in places no ants should be.
I think Danny’s had a pinecone up his butt for the last year or 2.
Someone needs to invent time travel so Young David Willis can meet present-day Pornmonger David Willis.
That’s always embarrassing when it happens.
Wait, which Doctor is the pornmonger?
Or is this one of those ‘War Doctor’ who isn’t technically the Doctor situations, and he was the Pornmonger for one regeneration?
I’m pretty sure it was the third one. He had a taste for wine and hob nobbed with all sorts of upper class people. No way he got to do that on a UNIT salary.
Good thinking, but it was the Fourth. His eyes were always bugging out because of his constantly nude companion. She was always off camera as the BBC documentary crew who follow the Doctor weren’t allowed to film her. Eventually they got her clothed and made some storyline about her being a cave woman or something so the Doctor had to live off his memories alone.
I’d say that’d be a bad idea cause of the inevitable murder paradox when Past Willis kills Porn Willis, but if Doctor Who is anything to go by time would blend and it’d end up being friggin’ awesome.
Past can kill present. It’s someone from the present killing someone from the past that the giant monsters come and we have to hide in an old church.
And then The Future can touch the past whenever it wants with no fear of The Reapers showing up.
I love that episode and all but seriously why do The Reapers never show up again?
Are we in a time warp? Is this a daylight-saving time thing, or what, because I thought stuff gets posted at 12:01am ET, and it’s still pre-midnight here.
BBR doesn’t daylight-savings time adjust, so right now they’re updating at 11.
DST isn’t until next weekend, though.
The site just never went off DST. It’s been updating at 23:01 EST all winter. I believe someone manually adjusted its clock when it didn’t switch onto DST automatically last spring, and it’s been on DST ever since.
Attention : tonight, the part of Danny will be played by Bill the Cat.
Hammer time
Well, that was… anticlimactic.
(Pun intended.)
Did Danny take out his picture of Sal and turn it over yet?
I think that was panel three.
It’s ok, Willis. Just stock up on your booze of choice for the next few strips.
Yeah, i thought this part was weird.
Perfect timing … or not.
The Future Self Proclaimed PornLord David Willis everybody. Seriously these strips were posted at an absolutely perfect time.
You don’t need to loathe yourself for things you made your characters do! For example, your commentary didn’t seem very happy with some of Joe’s sexism, but it’s a completely human and in-character flaw. Likewise, I feel like this arc is as well. Even if you no longer believe in “casual sex is bad”, it’s only human for some of your characters to.
I think the issue is that most of his characters either do believe extramarital sex to be bad or pay lip service to that idea at this point in the continuity.
“What do you mean ‘what’? The dude I was macking on just transmogrified into Cathy mid-coitus. I’m not continuing making a sex until you get your nose back, mister!”
Well, that would be “AACK”.
Originally posted:
August 9, 1999