I’ve told this story before, but I’m gonna tell it again!

This is a true story!  We were in art school, and one weekend night I got dragged along to a dance club.  I am not a dancer.  Like, there is barely enough alcohol in the world to get me on a dance floor.  But we’d put just enough into our pal Rich, and he went out there and, by himself, in the corner, he decided the best dancing that would attract the ladies would be to do martial arts moves.  And we’re staring at him, because what.

Anyway, I eventually adapted Rich as “Ninja Rick” for Shortpacked!.  Dude is/was kinda a weeaboo.