Good thing Walky has abductee durability, huh? No matter how good Joyce’s self-control may be, there’s nothing much she can do to hold back her strength when she’s not conscious.
My wife worries this will happen, but it never has.
On the other hand, I have, on more than one occasion, accidentally stuck one of my fingers up her nose while trying to caress her face. So…
Joyce? Restless sleep on that level probably says bad things about your night-time brain activity. You are attending the therapy sessions that the government arranged for all the Abductees, aren’t you?
Joyce Brown: Birdwoman.
or at least someone who dreams about flying too much
“Is that all you do? Bird imitations?”
Good thing Walky has abductee durability, huh? No matter how good Joyce’s self-control may be, there’s nothing much she can do to hold back her strength when she’s not conscious.
My husband has in fact done this twice
Not “walked into a door” but thrown his face into my moving elbow (we were both awake and not in bed, but STILL)
My wife worries this will happen, but it never has.
On the other hand, I have, on more than one occasion, accidentally stuck one of my fingers up her nose while trying to caress her face. So…
Joyce does the Chicken Dance in her sleep!
Maybe she was dreaming that she was a chicken or something.
But she is a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!
I’m dating… A CHICKEN?!!!!
Billie should know better than to believe that excuse. Walky would just go through the closed door completely unscathed.
I feel called out here.
I mean, we weren’t sleeping, but still . . .
I can’t keep my eyes off lil’ DJ here.
Baby DJ wants to play with Auntie Joyce.
Joyce? Restless sleep on that level probably says bad things about your night-time brain activity. You are attending the therapy sessions that the government arranged for all the Abductees, aren’t you?
I remember showing this one to my wife when it came out… she sleeps like Joyce.
Me too. It’s like living in a slow-motion martial arts movie
In which Mike learns that Amber plays a lot more dirty than he could ever imagine.