We thank you, Lord, for this bounty of food before us.
on August 11, 2017 at 12:01 amChapter: Open Mike
Location: Squad 128's apartment
STOP BEING EVERYTHING MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO DUMPED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY FOUND WANTING IN ME, MIKE
STOP BEING EVERYTHING MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO DUMPED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY FOUND WANTING IN ME, MIKE
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Originally posted:
November 29, 2002
I was like, is it Thanksgiving already? ’cause that’s the only time I ever hear anybody pray, if even then
*looks up November 29, 2002*
oh
Dizzying morality
Walky, get up. It’s time for cartoons!
Professor, we’re suffering heavy casualties
A distant horror
When’d we get a narrator?
Knock that saucer out of the sky!
Mediocre
I’m g-getting some heat r-readings
So she’s gone?
Sarah’s previous roommate
What happened? All Google gives me are links to sites with headlines like “you won’t believe these mind blowing life changing face exfoliating facts and free gift about November 29, 2002!”
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Wasn’t it sorta obvious
It’s my mom’s birthday
God bless 79-cent burritos
A good puppy, Daniel
I don’t know how to explain…
Oooohhhh, now I get it…
Mr. Monkey
Like who?
A more playful pet
!!
Mr. Hormones
Oh, are we coming up on the deeply personal religious comics?
I’ve seen Drunk Mike before, but he kinda weirds me out in this strip. Maybe it’s just the fact that he’s saying grace, when Mike has never seemed very religious to me.
“And Eli said unto her, How long wilt thou be drunken? put away thy wine from thee. And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the LORD.”
–1 Samuel 1:14-15
Oh but he is religious, only that we don’t know what religion he practices, we only know that it involves sacrificing puppies.
You were dumped because you weren’t perpetually drunk? Seems like you got the better end of the deal. <_<
For some reason his praying before the meal kinda feels like shade to me..
My family never prayed before meals, and I’ve never really been in a situation where it’s been required, but praying before a meal with coworkers* just seems deeply weird to me, like it’d be odd even among people who do pray before meals.
*assuming you’re not working together in a church.
Eh. You got a much better girlfriend because of it.
Amen to that. If you’d kept her (who dumps their boyfriend on their birthday?!?) there’d be no Maggie, no twinlets…
I, uh, believe he’s referring to Walky here, who Dina dumped on his birthday. Not… not himself.
Funny, I thought Dina was an atheist in this AU as well.
Not all atheists are militant about grace practices.
Jinxed
Enlist the natives
Proto-squad
W-Wait!
Alien technology
I think people are thinking that the alt-text is from the author, rather than Walky, looking at the comments lol
Wait is Dina Christian?
…Oof. Well I take it it’s not the lesbian one.