Episode 2 is better than Episode 1, but still isn’t very good.
If you really want to watch the prequels again, track down copies of The Phantom Edit and Attack of the Phantom. They cut out a lot of the cartoon nonsense and exposition, making them less facepalm-y than the original versions.
God answers prayers in different ways. Some times he says yes, sometimes he says no, sometimes he says not yet. And sometimes he’s like “I’m gonna let you have this one, but in the long run you’ll be disappointed in how it turned out.”
And sometimes he’s like “Well, I know you’re getting genocided and all, but I can’t prevent that, because I need to intervene to make sure Mrs. Johnson in Oklahoma gets that parking spot she wants. You know, priorities.”
I find kinda funny and amazing that even though Joe has been a major part of the IW! cast for months, and Danny hasn’t, Danny still has a higher comic count than Joe up to this point (447-445).
Originally posted:
May 15, 2002
God is a Martian?
God is a DJ.
https://www.google.ro/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiw-JOjwevRAhXLI8AKHWz4BygQ8TUIKjAB&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=MzCuVv4r7TpYIWntluQf6Q
Well crap, the link doesn’t work. I hope this one does https://g.co/kgs/gHV4Hd
God is not a white man
God is apparently Alanis Morissette?
Hu? Not all DJs are white men.
Life is a dance floor.
That’s close enough to what they said about the Titanic too, Danny.
Did Danny not get to see Titanic? I know Joyce and Joe did.
I think Danny might regret this after he sees Episode 2. At least Anakin finally became Vader in Episode 3.
#spoilers
Episode 2 is better than Episode 1, but still isn’t very good.
If you really want to watch the prequels again, track down copies of The Phantom Edit and Attack of the Phantom. They cut out a lot of the cartoon nonsense and exposition, making them less facepalm-y than the original versions.
Watching them in Machete order also dramatically improves the experience.
Machete order?
4,5,2,3,6 and on. http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2015/12/28/machete-order-update-and-faq/
God answers prayers in different ways. Some times he says yes, sometimes he says no, sometimes he says not yet. And sometimes he’s like “I’m gonna let you have this one, but in the long run you’ll be disappointed in how it turned out.”
And sometimes he’s like “Well, I know you’re getting genocided and all, but I can’t prevent that, because I need to intervene to make sure Mrs. Johnson in Oklahoma gets that parking spot she wants. You know, priorities.”
phew thanks that previous comment was getting a little to heartwarmingly fundy for me.
Aha, God said, a challenge!
God has a way of kicking sand in Danny’s face.
Danny doesn’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere. LIKE BILLIE!
…. waaaait.
If Billie is sand, then that makes Danny more of a Dory then an Anakin.
I find kinda funny and amazing that even though Joe has been a major part of the IW! cast for months, and Danny hasn’t, Danny still has a higher comic count than Joe up to this point (447-445).
And Sal’s count is lower than both of theirs (424).
I’m sorry, Danny. There won’t be a decent prequel until Sith. And there won’t be a GOOD prequel until Rogue One.
And thus, God chose not to stop Danny, to punish him for his arrogance.
Hell or High Water was a great movie… but I don’t think you could really do a sequel.