See? Just like BEFORE
on March 15, 2017 at 12:01 amJoyce learned some very important lessons from murdering her own clone!
Sal repeats words she had for Joyce way back in Roomies!, during the Importantly Titled story “Round One.” I say “way back,” but I wrote that story not long before this one. The commentary below the linked strip goes into more detail.
also joyce maybe not use the phrase “darkest cave” when you’re essentially talking about how you’re not so afraid of your own cooter anymore
also also that blood needs to be darker, she’s not full of sweet and sour sauce
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And here we see Joyce using an epic version of the “No, you!” comeback.
It’s one of the best versions of “No you” I’ve seen, after this one.
I’m also somewhat fond of this one: http://gunnerkrigg.com/?p=835
Of course she’s filled with sweet and sour sauce!
8pm!
Why are you in costume?
You’re goofy!
huk huk FWOOSH!
Feminism
They lied to us, bro
On the count of three
Kill your friends
You don’t hate me
ah’m gonna kill you all, don’t @ me
…that is a disturbing combination.
ahaha
No home
E-e-e-merg–
What’s Joe DOING?
Do you know these guys?
Don’t let her escape!
ooo, better
Here she comes.
So what are we here for?
Get out of here, Walkerton
We’re openin’ our presents
Just follow my lead
Stupid ignoble death
Why did you bring in this young man?
After a few more run-ins
Eh?
Darlin’
…I can sorta make out a story here…
What’s wrong with you recently?
Identification, please!
If it weren’t for the courage of the fearless crew
It’s the rain…
Hey you, wake up
Whatcha talkin’ about, Walky?
A plan two decades in the making
Ah can’t believe Ah’m flying aliens ta the Bermuda Triangle
A very bad and dirty thought
God bless 79-cent burritos
What IS that?
Florida
I know this looks bad
I thought you and Joe were just friends.
If it weren’t for the courage of the fearless crew
New headcanon: abductees bleed sweet and sour sauce.
Sweet and sour and chemical X. Which I guess Willis is saying should make it darker.
♪ “What are little abductee girls made of?” ♫
I don’t think there’s any sweet sauce in Mike, just sour.
Nah, just Joyce.
I dunno, Joyce seems pretty sweet and sour if you ask me.
Are we SURE she’s not full of sweet and sour sauce? We never really went into depth about how the aliens’ genetic tinkering worked. I wouldn’t put it past them to create some sort of human-Chinese takeout hybrid, and it stands to reason that such a hybrid would have superpowers. After all, look what happened to the Cheese.
Of COURSE she’s not full of sweet and sour sauce.
It’s strawberry syrup.
This is the same dude who created the Giant Mutant Honey Bun, after all.
So is that how we retcon away the clone murder thing now? Make it that she only did that because of subconscious programming by the aliens?
I’d say it’s more Sal blaming normal emotional human disfunction on alien programing.
Nope, Joyce was screwed up by her childhood.
But the version of her that murdered the clone had forgotten her childhood.
“No, now I’ve grown up. Just now, in the minute and a half we’ve been talking.”
Originally posted:
June 27, 2002
you’re right Willis, tremors taught me that we are filled with so much jam.
But what if her darkest cave is full of sweet and sour sauce?
I imagine that stings.