Remember when crazy serious stuff happened all the time?
on May 2, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: Gift of the Walki
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
Just hangin’ a big ol’ lampshade on how these folks used to go through incredible crises every five minutes but now they just hang out on the couch and worry about getting along with their neighbors.
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Do not worry if god got bored.
Worry if god just had to make more plans in store.
Can 2020 God get bored? Please?
There’s still 7 months left of this year so hang in there mate.
I was kinda of the opinion God got bored a long time ago and has gone off to work on another project entirely.
Did you hear about the wasps? So sounds like that’s a big fat negative
We have two inch long killer wasps in the US now, so that’s a big fat negative.
Meanwhile, God: “Oh will you kids just enjoy your happily ever after already? And when am I getting my God-grandchildren!?”
Wait for it.
“Given how much hanky-panky we do, that’s up to you, isn’t it?”
I’d rather not have crazy serious stuff happening all the time. It makes a single week feel like it’s been months-long.
Thinking about it now the version of these characters in a middle of a hostage situation probably had the easier time.
Count your blessings, Walky Walkerton.
Count your blessings.
You and Joyce are together.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d think this one was brand new and run during the current DoA story on purpose…
It’s almost like going to college and working for a quasi-secret alien fighting government agency are radically different lifestyles.
Counterpoint: Dumbing of Age
Originally Posted: March 3rd, 2007