A letter from mom in prison!
on May 3, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: All My Children, Gift of the Walki
Characters: Charles Walkerton, David Walkerton
Location: The Walkertons' Texas home
New storyline????????
lol no she’s not gay she’s just being tortured by the state
what a eye-narrowy strip this is
I’m picturing Linda’s new life partner as being Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren.
Likewise.
Honestly, Suzanne can do better. And did.
their eyes look pretty narrow, yes
Charles’s look weird in the last panel tho
Was… was this strip actually intended to have a punchline, and not just “yeah, Linda’s in prison for the rest of her life for many, many crimes, but also she was our mom/wife and we are sad”? I kind of just assumed it was exposition.
Torture is bad and Linda should not be in solitary.
That said, Linda rotting in jail for the rest of her life is very, VERY good.
Psst. Punitive judicial structures, like jail, are also torture. They’re just politically and socially acceptable to most people.
Pssst. I can think prisons need heavy reform at the very least and still think it’s good Linda’s being held somewhere she can’t hurt anyone else because she’s fucking despicable.
I…never knew this about Carol. I will be perched with my chin in my hands and elbows on the table, leaning forward, for this storyline.
…Carol? Linda is the name of Walky’s mother.
Cheesy Pete, that’s what I get for staying up late (for me)!
Plot twist: Linda has broken out of prison and put Carol in her place to avoid arousing suspicion from the guards!
It may be too dark for some, but I thought this was pretty good dark comedy.
Agreed!
In good news, Walky’s hair seems to be back to normal.
Yea, and it dint grow out curly like his dads…
Plot twist: Suzanne is real, and Linda’s in solitary for trying to form a new alien-fighting squad and break out of prison with it to murder the Martians she KNOWS are still out there, HIDING among us. All her recruits had severe emotional immaturity and tendencies toward psychotic breaks, but Suzanne’s emotional problems were by far the worst, so Linda made Suzanne squad leader. As the group was tased into submission and they hauled Linda away, she could be heard shouting, “THIS IS THE BEST TEAM POSSIBLLLLE…!”
Non-self-isolating.
Aren’t we all in solitary confinement?
Originally Posted: March 10th, 2007