Douchy Douchy Doo, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now. Douchy Douchy Doo, where are you? We need to finish the project. Come on Douchy Doo, I see you. Pretendin’ you gotta ‘jet man’. You’re not foolin’ me, cause I can see, you’re schedules cleared ’til summer. You know this projects due, so Douchy Doo, clean up your act. (You better call me back.) ’cause Douchy Doo if you come through, you know you’re grade won’t be crap. That’s a fact! Douchy Douchy Doo, where are you? We’re ready to present man. If we can’t count on you, Douchy Doo, I know we’ll fail the test, man.
This… seemed like a reasonable request?
That’s the joke.
So Joe’s just a dick, got it.
Wait, sorry, I meant Howard. I stayed up way too long.
Actually, they’re both dicks, so I was half-right the first time.
Yeah, this is one of the strips that just makes me like everyone in it a little bit less.
Douchy-doo.
Douchy Douchy Doo, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now. Douchy Douchy Doo, where are you? We need to finish the project. Come on Douchy Doo, I see you. Pretendin’ you gotta ‘jet man’. You’re not foolin’ me, cause I can see, you’re schedules cleared ’til summer. You know this projects due, so Douchy Doo, clean up your act. (You better call me back.) ’cause Douchy Doo if you come through, you know you’re grade won’t be crap. That’s a fact! Douchy Douchy Doo, where are you? We’re ready to present man. If we can’t count on you, Douchy Doo, I know we’ll fail the test, man.
*fast clap*
Good one! 😀
*Applause*
Poor Howard.
… Eh, who am I kidding, I don’t give a shit about him either.
Howard, Why don’t you not sit next to Joe. He is the truck in your life, so you should avoid him.
… I hate you now, and I’m not sure you even realize why.
Looking at this sort of hits home why we don’t see Howard in DoA.
At least he asked nicely.
I liked Joe better when he was a slut.
I spy with my little eye three copy-&-pasted Joes and two Howards.
And absolutely zero fucks that are given.
Willis said he wasn’t getting paid or anything, so, yeah. NONE OF THE FUCKS
Good job there, Joe. Way to use used underwear as a napkin.
Joe is using the back oh Howard’s shirt, not his underwear.
Everytime I see comics like these I’m always surprised that Howard never became a Super Villian.
He is the Lex Luthor of this universe, the only difference is that he hasn’t been exposed yet.
Maybe he did and he’s so ineffective nobody notices.
Or so *effective* they never found out…
Did I just see Howard grow up for like, five seconds? Truly Roomies Redux is the age of miracles.
Originally posted:
December 2, 2004