Manipulative
on September 21, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Amber O'Malley, David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Fake Rachel, Head Alien, Jason Chesterfield, Jennifer Billingsworth, Joe Rosenthal, Joyce Brown, Leslie Bean, Mike Warner, Robin DeSanto
Location: The Wedding Church
READ THE ROOM, HEAD ALIEN
fight-stopping Dad jokes
I mean… she is.
I appreciate the wide range of flat-eyebrowed disdain looks here. You wouldn’t think there would be so many different ways to convey ‘Dude.’ but somehow, they all manage!
Maybe he’s not used to reading the room with glasses on
“…yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle’s still fuckin’ black.“
Such a butthole.
A regular poopdonkey.
. . .
BRUH.
I laughed, but I am also a ghoul, so…
Now seems like the perfect chance to attack HA/Dorothy while they’re distracted from everyone staring at their bad attempt at a joke.
I can’t get past the dust cloud that says Robin just *stopped in her supersped tracks* so she could give HADorothy the Look.
HA’s inappropriately casual act comes out super-weird when he’s wearing Dorothy.
At least I thought it was funny, Dexter.