Machete…
on August 25, 2019 at 12:01 amChapter: It's Walky! Hundred Dollar Theatre
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Head Alien II, Jason Chesterfield, Joe Rosenthal, Machete, Marcie Diaz, Sal Walters, Travis Amir, Ultra Car
Location: power plant
Everyone go home! Except you, Machete.
Who should probably be running.
MAN I’M SURE GLAD THIS POWER PLANT HAD A HUGE EMPTY FEATURELESS ROOM IN IT
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With a door huge enough so that a car can pass through…or a giant robot ape.
Oh no Danny Trejo is here sue machete for stealing his name.
I mean, would it matter if he ran tho?
Wait, Sal can’t actually fly, can she?
It’s never established that she *can’t.*
She probably can jump like Hulk.
I don’t think she’s up to “Intercontinental Ballistic Ms. Sal” levels, but this isn’t the first time we’ve seen her pull stuff on the “leap tall-ish buildings in a single bound” level.
I mean… it was established that HA couldn’t give Joyce (or any other abductee) the ability to fly under their own power, but…
A mysterious voice saying Machete’s name when nobody else is around? That’s not something to be worried about at all.
Mike lives.
That’s where they keep the extra power, but it’s all used up because it’s nighttime. I’m sure tomorrow morning’s power shipment will fill it back up again.
/Calvin’s Dad
I want so badly to upvote this.