jus’ freakin’ DANDY
on March 4, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Premarital Hanky-Panky
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Mount Rushmore
This is literally the first half of every Sonic The Hedgehog Repents To Jesus illustration on DeviantArt.
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In the third panel, Danny looks almost gleeful as he watches Billie cry.
Oh those delicious tears. 😀
For real, Billie’s a biological phenomenon. Her tears, instead of being saturated with salt, are full of sucrose.
They’re full of alcohol and burn like vodka.
Sucrose?
Robin?
No point finding Jesus now, Billie. His first shift at the toy store isn’t for over a decade.
Ho-hoo, Topical!
EVERY “Sonic The Hedgehog Repents To Jesus” illustration? There are MULTIPLES?
Hell I was surprised to hear that it exists in general.
There are HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS.
There’s an entire Tumblr that collects them. Can’t recall it off hand, but..
Yes. There’s an entire genre.
MLPs tend to show up there a lot these days as well…
You mean fucknoreligiousfanart.tumblr.com which I was going to link earlier, but it’s gone.
Probably legal action by people whose “art” was hosted on there got it yanked from tumblr, sadly.
I know they were getting threats before…
Ooooh, yes. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh, yes.
Oh you do not want to KNOW, yes.
But because I hate you all, allow me to show you it being mocked. Because I went to the trouble of finding this strip.
http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1698
Also: http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1873
And the next. (Leslie is fuckin’ hardcore.)
And GISing “Sonic repenting” is nowhere near as hilarious as I expected it would be.
Yeah, not reading that one either.
Ok, I’m not reading that.
http://sonic-fan-126.deviantart.com/art/Knuckles-Believing-in-Jesus-92193568
I both love and hate you so very, very much for that.
It’s… Beautiful.
Hee! The comment threads are the best. The amount of vitriol people can muster up about whether a fictional spiny anteater: a – possesses a soul, b – can achieve salvation, and c – what part of hell the artist will be consigned to for depicting said repentant monotreme is glorious to behold. Stay awesome, Christianity!
Or that one.
Sigh…This is the fandom I’ve chosen. Known for Bratty Fans, Yiff fic and Repent to Jesus art. Clearly I choose great fandoms.
So, how long until women stop having breakdowns after sexual contact? Is it Dina?
Both Billie and Sal have sex without incident before then. And all of Squad 48, iirc.
I knew stuff like that existed, kinda due to Willis doing a mock of it on SP!, but I’ve never actually seen it myself.
I knew about Squad 48 but was unsure whether to classify them as actual characters since they seemed to exist only as walking fetishes. But I suppose they likely had depth in your mind that didn’t make it onto the page.
But thank you for the reply.
I’d be crying too if I realized I almost had sex with DANNY.
Ah yeah, there is that. Still, for some odd reason, I do feel sorry for Danny. and now he’s actually showing concern for another person after what she did to him.
Scary.
To be continued in the latest Dumbing of Age…?
It occurred to me after trying a very shitty Sonic the Hedgehog casual game [Sonic Dash] that Sonic very well could believe in a Creator who designed the world expressly for him. “Wow, these bizarre loop-de-loop things are completely pointless except to make me look cool as I spin around through them! There MUST be a God!”
I don’t know if I’d extend that to Christianity, tho.
What did Sonic ever do to Jesus? Give his mother a nickel?
Is that really a thing….? *Deep concern is felt by all*
…I know the original intent behind this is wince-worthy. But.
Since post-retcon, she was sort of sleeping with Ruth at the very least…. her reaction isn’t entirely unnatural with that in mind!
Originally posted:
August 11, 1999