I’m OUTTA here!
on August 7, 2018 at 12:01 amRobin’s personality depth is being genre savvy enough to understand when a story she’s in needs to satisfy a Rule of Three.
(for serious after mike’s second crotchkick I was thinking like i’m pretty sure joe needs to get kicked in the crotch a third time for this to feel like a proper trilogy but i don’t remember mike doing this and LO AND BEHOLD robin swings in to save the day, good job young me)
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I’m not sure what would be worse, a crotch kick from someone with super strength, or one from someone with super speed.
I mean, I guess Mike probably kicks harder, but Robin’s is supersonic. It’s like, what would you rather be hit with down there, a slow moving mallet, or a speeding bullet?
Robin may have kicked so fast as to vaporize it tho
Speed (and pressure) matter more than strength. A boulder can touch you at 0.1 m/s and do nothing. A paperclip could hit you at 1000000 miles and do some serious damage.
Just look at the kind if damage stray flecks of paint can do to spacecraft with that kind of speed differential.
Kinetic energy increases linearly with mass, but with the square of velocity.
The pain from getting kicked in the crotch depends more on placement than speed or strength.
You’re equating strength with mass and that’s not really accurate. You’re also treating strength and speed like separate things but you need strength to accelerate your body up to high speeds. I would explain more but I keep coming back to strength isn’t even a thing in the type of physics you’re talking about and Newton’s 3rd law makes this entire comic make no sense and WHY HAVE YOU RUINED MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF????
In either case, Joe would probably no longer have a solid crotch. Or solid internal organs. I’m fairly certain neither kick would be able to fully transfer it’s impact forces because at those pressures they would just tear through Joe’s body.
Okay, I laughed out loud at the punchline. Good job, young Willis.
I feel like Trauma to the Groin by Heywood Banks is so very appropriate here.
At this rate Joe can say goodbye not just to his sexual life, but his normal walking as well.
That hurt like a mofo.
Did she ever apologize to him after realizing/admitting that what he said was basically the truth?