If killing people in video games makes you a monster, then I’m way worse than Hitler just for the number of countries I’ve wiped out in the Civilization games.
What about in Bastion, where you go around killing everything, but it’ll be okay b/c you’ll bring them back with the Restoration… only to create an infinite time loop of you killing them all over again
Pretty sure nobody can’t hold themselves from wiping a couple of countries in the Civ games, specially when you are playing as the indian civilazation. #NuclearGandhi
Personally, I almost never use nukes unless a) there are no roads in the area (nukes automatically pillage roads, which can be annoying when a 0.5-movement-speed road through forested hills suddenly costs 3 movement to get through thanks to the pillaged road – this at least can be mitigated if I have builders or military engineers on hand to repair the road) and/or b) I’m not trying to conquer/move forces through the region in the first place, and it’s just a punitive strike – the fallout is often just too much of a pain to deal with (again, this can be mitigated somewhat by builders/military engineers, though it costs charges to clear fallout – making it a lot more expensive. There’s actually an achievement in Civ 6 for clearing radioactive fallout with the Roman Legion unique unit, which functions as a very powerful hybrid infantry/engineer unit – if organized into an Army, you can keep them on right into the modern era without needing to upgrade them).
If killing people in video games makes you a monster, then I’m way worse than Hitler just for the number of countries I’ve wiped out in the Civilization games.
What about in Bastion, where you go around killing everything, but it’ll be okay b/c you’ll bring them back with the Restoration… only to create an infinite time loop of you killing them all over again
Pretty sure nobody can’t hold themselves from wiping a couple of countries in the Civ games, specially when you are playing as the indian civilazation. #NuclearGandhi
Personally, I almost never use nukes unless a) there are no roads in the area (nukes automatically pillage roads, which can be annoying when a 0.5-movement-speed road through forested hills suddenly costs 3 movement to get through thanks to the pillaged road – this at least can be mitigated if I have builders or military engineers on hand to repair the road) and/or b) I’m not trying to conquer/move forces through the region in the first place, and it’s just a punitive strike – the fallout is often just too much of a pain to deal with (again, this can be mitigated somewhat by builders/military engineers, though it costs charges to clear fallout – making it a lot more expensive. There’s actually an achievement in Civ 6 for clearing radioactive fallout with the Roman Legion unique unit, which functions as a very powerful hybrid infantry/engineer unit – if organized into an Army, you can keep them on right into the modern era without needing to upgrade them).
Wow did that come out as a wall of text
Happens to me all the time. Perhaps we should form a Logorrhea Club. And this comment is shockingly short for me.
I always just play as an explorer nation until someone else wipes me out.
Oh.
That’s quaint.
*goes on a stellar converter spree in Master of Orion*
Killing your own clone: just an opportunity for personal growth.
Breaking bricks in Mario: you’re an unforgivable monster.
Well, it was just the one clone…
/s
Well, I was ignoring that little inconsistency, but now I can’t. Thanks a LOT, Mike.
Plot is good and everything, but I remember this was one of my favorites, along with George Lucas’s neck.
Walky fails at being a reassuring boyfriend.
Love these classic mid-2000s video game webcomics
Wait, what??
What sort of effed-up I-have-no-mouth-and-I-must-scream nightmare have I been playing all these years?
Did no one else read the manual?!? You get points and coins because you’re /freeing/ the mushroom people when you break those bricks!