Dinky-slinky relations
on February 20, 2019 at 1:01 amChapter: Consummation
Location: fragile hotel, Professor Doc's lab
Top: Never. You will never stop using euphemisms. Ever.
Bottom: Man, it took me FOREVER to figure out that we are looking at Sal, Jason, and Linda through Beef’s armpit. I was like… Are they jumping through a hole? Is that a tube? No, wait, that’s an arm over there, and that tube is actually a belt OH HI BEEF.
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ALL THE EUPHEMISMS
anyway would $5000 of 2003 money have covered all the damages, I feel like that’s not quite enough
Apparently $5,000 in 2003 would be equivalent to $6,840 today, according to a quick search.
You know, I keep forgetting how much less awful Joyce’s mom is in this continuity.
“Ignore the explosions!”
see it’s genius tactical insight like this that is why Linda is Big Boss and you’re not
Pay no attention to the explosions behind the muscles.
I thought hey were running through some kind of explosion or portal, and Sal had a sword for some reason. (Nope, that’s Beef’s belt.)
She stands under Beef’s armpit and by the look on her face it’s like she’s saying: “Thanks for keeping the rubble from crushing us Beef, but you know, you could use some deodorant from time to time.
I love how Walky calls condoms “contrathingers” in the top comic. And wow I wouldn’t have realized that was Beef in the bottom comic if you hadn’t mentioned it, Willis.
I’ve written a DoA fanfiction when Joyce frankly tells her mother that she’s declining to ruin her health by having 7+ babies like she did because she doesn’t buy it to the whole ideology behind it.
Joyce and Walky aren’t tagged!