Comiconference, page 7
on April 18, 2013 at 12:01 amChapter: Comiconference
Characters: Howard Lesse, Jennifer Billingsworth, Jonathan Frakes, Kate Mulgrew, Raksha, Ruth Lesse, Skyflight
Location: Comiconference
Oh, look, Howard’s violently-professed hatred of Captain Janeway was actually just sublimated lust. Â Show of hands, who saw this coming?
Here’s what the sign in front of the door says:
8:00am — FUTURE OF WEBCOMICS Â Â Hosted by Anti-Social College Dropouts
12:00pm — ROBO-VAC Â Hosted by creator DAMON VILLES
3:00pm — DEATHS IN MARVEL Â Don’t make me laugh
5:00pm — TRUKK NOT MUNKY Â Why can’t it be 1984 forever?
And sitting in the foremost viewable row in the last panel are two old Internet acquaintances. Â The guy with the bushy beard holding the toaster is Skyflight. Â He passed away a long time ago, sadly. Â Next to him is Raksha, his buddy. Â As far as I know, she’s still alive.
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Not Kate Mulgrew or the audience, that’s for sure. Eiigh.
Damon Villes seems like an extremely handsome fellow.
that’s really quite horrifying.
…what.
So I assume “Damon Villes” is a pun on “David Willis”, or is this a reference I’m not getting?
Most likely, though it looks like “Diamond Villas” on my screen… \=’
You’ve never heard of Diamond Villas? Pssh, none of you are REAL Willis fans.
Sexual assault! COMEDY!
Blech.
Sexual assault is never funny. Unless Robin is doing it to Amber. then it is funny and hot.
Well it’s not like he won’t pay for it. Also another Robo-Vac reference. Woo hoo!
Ahahah
We’ve all been there, am I right?
…
….I’m not allowed to talk about it.
How could he resist her siren voice?
A character in a Willis comic constantly says they hate another character while secretly lusting after that character. Now where have I heard this before…?
… I think this is actually the first time.
Chronologically, yeah.
Must run in the family.
Wow. Those names take me back to alt.toys.transformers
That really is an appropriate degree of concern.
Seriously, I like that they’re rushing desperately into the room, crying out for Howard to stop whatever he’s doing…and then it cuts back to them and they just stand around looking disgruntled. The damage is done, no recovering.
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN ASSAULTING HER WITHOUT INTERVENTION?! They had enough time to page security and for Ruth and Billie to run down the hall and still no one has tried to stop him? DUDE. They’ve just been staring at them with shocked looks for several minutes
Including Kate Mulgrew herself, apparently.
I’m pretty sure he was just being rude and disruptive most of the time, and just now went in for the kill. Killing his own dignity.
Actually, his dignity entered a suicide pact with his common sense.
Emergency-induced super speed. Ruth and Billie have the innate ability to be there at the worst/best possible time.
Voyager is crap, but yeah. Little of that is really Mulgrew/Janeway’s fault. They did about as well as Kirk/Picard/Sisko would have done in the same boatload of crazies.
Speaking for myself, Janeway/Kate Mulgrew is not very high in the list of Star Trek Actresses ILF.
Voyager wasn’t bad per se, but it didn’t do very much that TNG hadn’t already done, so it felt stale. That after they set themselves up with lots of story potential in lack of resources and residual conflict within the Maquis crew, and then proceeded to ignore those things almost entirely. Enterprise spent half its time doing the same thing.
The higher ups forced them to do that, after the first couple seasons (and as much as I hate to admitt it Voyagers first attempts at ongoing stories DID suck pretty hard).
Jonathan Frakes use the manliness of your beard to stop him!
Also Raksha I feel like I’ve read about her. Isn’t she the person who claimed the Decepticons were misunderstood freedom fighters battling the opression of the Autobots and Beast Wars ruined Megatron’s good name?
You draw the best running poses.
I love that Billie’s first instinct when she sees her friend’s brother assaulting an actress is to start taking notes.
Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Watch as Howard gets off scott-free for this blatant assault.
YES!!!!!!!!
Managed to capture Jonathan Frakes raw ruggedness and sexuality.
So hot.
Do you do commissions? …For…a friend. Yes. No cartoon hot beard lust here.
No sir.
………..I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. ;;;;;;;
Not sure what it says about me that I looked at Jonathan Frakes and saw Wil Wheaton.
Especially since I’m pretty sure he didn’t have that kind of beard when this would’ve taken place.