This “chicken” thing was a real thing my roommate at the time actually did.  It was, um, something!  Talkin’ about ladies on the DOWN-LOW!  Sort of!

The “redhead” line at the end was something suggested by my online friends way back when.  It made too much sense to leave out.  So in it goes, retconned.

This strip’s location is tagged as “Maple Lane Mall” because Joe and Danny live in La Porte, Indiana, and that’s the mall there, but the mall depicted has way too many people and stores inside for it to really be Maple Lane Mall.  Maple Lane Mall be tiny, yo.  It’s like somebody’s garage sale than a mall, if somebody’s garage had an Aladdin’s Arcade in there.