Yes, Pikachu is a mouse. Joyce lost all her memories, dangit, cut her some slack!
Furthermore, you’d expect her to consider it to be a devil, or spawn of it. Or is that DoA Joyce?
Mindwipe, remember?
Come on, kids love Pokémon!
Monday: Killing machine training. Tuesday: Potty training.
Gotta have priorities.
I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To fight Aliens is my real test To beat them is my cause
I will travel across the land. Searching far and wide. Each alien, to understand, The organs that lie inside!
A-lee-on! It’s you and me I know it’s my destiny A-lee-on! SEMME are my best friends And this world we will defend!
You teach me and I teach you A-lee-on! Gotta fight em all. Alien!
A-lee-on! Gotta beat them Our heart so true Our courage will pull us though You teach me and I’ll teach you A-lee-on! Gotta beat them all A-lee-on!
Every battle along the way With drama I will face Eat Nachitos everyday Just stuff them in my face!
Come With SEMME the time is right There’s no better team On and on we’ll snark and fight It’s always been our dream!
Okay, so who’s up for the SEMME Rap? XD
You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love!
Is it the cutesy way she talks? Or the creepy way she stalks?
She even forgot she’s really a dog person and didn’t know it.
She’s a fixer-upper, eh? Cue the dancing trolls!
Yeah, the ‘cute kitty cat’ lovin’ killing machine.
And now I have the troll song from Frozen in my head again.
DAMN YOU PAST-WILLIS!
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper That’s a minor thing Her quote “engagement” is a flex arrangement And by the way I don’t see no ring
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Why don’t we call this retroactive foreshadowing and call it a day? 😛
…great. Now I’m picturing Loudred blasting Disney tunes as its version of Uproar. XD
SAME
(damn youuuuuu)
Yes, me too, but I see it as definitely a plus.
It’s not bad, but I just got it out, and I’d rather have Let It Go in my head.
Now excuse me, I have to go play Let It Go another dozen times today.
Great, now she’s even dumber than she used to be.
Is this going to endear her to me somehow…?
Quite possibly. Eventually. It’s a long trip.
Originally posted: June 21, 1999
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Furthermore, you’d expect her to consider it to be a devil, or spawn of it. Or is that DoA Joyce?
Mindwipe, remember?
Come on, kids love Pokémon!
Monday: Killing machine training.
Tuesday: Potty training.
Gotta have priorities.
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To fight Aliens is my real test
To beat them is my cause
I will travel across the land.
Searching far and wide.
Each alien, to understand,
The organs that lie inside!
A-lee-on!
It’s you and me
I know it’s my destiny
A-lee-on!
SEMME are my best friends
And this world we will defend!
You teach me
and I teach you
A-lee-on!
Gotta fight em all.
Alien!
A-lee-on!
Gotta beat them
Our heart so true
Our courage will pull us though
You teach me and I’ll teach you
A-lee-on!
Gotta beat them all
A-lee-on!
Every battle along the way
With drama I will face
Eat Nachitos everyday
Just stuff them in my face!
Come With SEMME the time is right
There’s no better team
On and on we’ll snark and fight
It’s always been our dream!
Okay, so who’s up for the SEMME Rap? XD
You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love!
Is it the cutesy way she talks? Or the creepy way she stalks?
She even forgot she’s really a dog person and didn’t know it.
She’s a fixer-upper, eh? Cue the dancing trolls!
Yeah, the ‘cute kitty cat’ lovin’ killing machine.
And now I have the troll song from Frozen in my head again.
DAMN YOU PAST-WILLIS!
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper
That’s a minor thing
Her quote “engagement” is a flex arrangement
And by the way I don’t see no ring
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Why don’t we call this retroactive foreshadowing and call it a day? 😛
…great. Now I’m picturing Loudred blasting Disney tunes as its version of Uproar. XD
SAME
(damn youuuuuu)
Yes, me too, but I see it as definitely a plus.
It’s not bad, but I just got it out, and I’d rather have Let It Go in my head.
Now excuse me, I have to go play Let It Go another dozen times today.
Great, now she’s even dumber than she used to be.
Is this going to endear her to me somehow…?
Quite possibly. Eventually. It’s a long trip.
Originally posted:
June 21, 1999