By the power ‘vested in me
on September 26, 2021 at 12:01 amChapter: The Wedding
Characters: Amber O'Malley, David Walkerton, Dorothy Keener, Jason Chesterfield, Joyce Brown, Machete, Mike Warner, Mrs. Brown, Robin DeSanto
Location: The Wedding Church
BOOM! MARRIED!
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Robin is how I felt when my hubs finally proposed (about 10 years after I did, when we were all poor and shit and planning a wedding wasn’t super high on the list of good ideas)
[note: a wedding, vs. a marriage]
My wife and I wound up having one of each, because of immigration issues. We celebrate both anniversaries each year.
Makes sense that Robin, who is a) a speedster who never likes to stay in one place and b) at least somewhat aware of the fourth wall, given her comments elsewhere about the Head Alien “talking in orange,” would just be completely done with a storyline that went through as much Schedule Slip as this one did.
It is probably deliberate that she is staring daggers at the camera while she says it.
You’ll have to change the tagline.
These Xennials aren’t living in sin anymore.
It’s been highly ambiguous as to whether or not they were living in sin for, like, an in-strip year.
We’ll see if it changes over for the Shortpacked storyline. There’s not much left either way.
Don’t worry, there are plenty of other sins they could be living in. The old testament contains at least 90 sins and abominations, from cutting your hair to eating shrimp. Modern Christians have just given themselves a free pass from all the sins they can’t weaponize.
Pretty sure they both regularly break the fifth commandment.
And if they don’t, they should.
Too late, no backsies!
I think Robin is in the right track
With these two, you never know. I’m waiting for HA II to suddenly show up
I think Robin’s got the right idea. Best get it over with before more villains or other random shit happens to screw up the wedding even more than it already is.
Wait, was that Joyce and Walky’s last fight in the Walkyverse? Cameo in Shortpacked finale notwithstanding?
Too late, Joyce! 😀
… does Robin think “vested” is short for something?
Maybe she misinterpreted it as “INvested”, and her loose pronunciation shortened it back down to the right word.
Look joyce with the rate things are going you should probably do this while you still can.