Remember this is Walky we’re talking about, he probably hasn’t done laundry for a couple weeks so some 14 pairs or so of those (who am I kidding, more like five pairs) are dirty from his feet over two weeks. If that’s all socks then there are roughly 90 pairs there so 152 to 170 individual socks over 14 days makes it about 10 to 13 times a day or a bit less than once per waking hour presuming he wouldn’t reuse them (this is Walky after all).
American boys masturbate with socks because they’re all circumcised. You’d almost think circumcision was implemented by some Christian Anti-Sex League. To no avail, of course.
Foreskins are useful, is what I’m saying. Circumcision is mutilation. Of small boys, no less! I suspect the “hygienical” ground for circumcision just translates to “lest they’ll enjoy masturbation too much”.
@Kernanator Thomas is right about, at least, one thing. Circumcision is mutilation of kids/babies & it’s so painful that it makes babies go into a shock-induced trance & doctors take advantage of the way that trance looks to say the baby isn’t in pain when he’s actually in unfathomable pain.
Why this was brought up, in the first place, in response to a silly comic about sock masturbation is something I don’t fully understand.
Y’know, masturbation jokes aside, Walky seems like the kind of guy who would only own one pair of socks and wear them every day until they disintegrate.
I’ve had to live, for a long long stretches of time, on 3 pairs of socks and a washing machine usable only once a week.
if you do the math, that means you usually use eacfh pair for roughly 2 1/2 days. Even with such a mild level of slob based on being poor causes fungus that HURT LIKE A BITCH
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Originally posted:
December 12, 2002
Something something masturbating is the devil?
Is this the official “Joe being reasonable” day in both comics?
Jeez, how many times does Walky do it per day that makes him need to wash that many socks?
Given that he has an entire basket full of dirty socks, I’d say hs does it a lot.
Remember this is Walky we’re talking about, he probably hasn’t done laundry for a couple weeks so some 14 pairs or so of those (who am I kidding, more like five pairs) are dirty from his feet over two weeks. If that’s all socks then there are roughly 90 pairs there so 152 to 170 individual socks over 14 days makes it about 10 to 13 times a day or a bit less than once per waking hour presuming he wouldn’t reuse them (this is Walky after all).
What, you asked…
Sometimes just answering (and doing the math) can be TMI
I just thought she was tricking him into washing her laundry for her at first.
How does Joyce get the joke?
Maybe it’s just the stink of dirty laundry she doesn’t like
Five brothers.
That’s got to be almost a month’s worth of socks. My drawer is overstuffed with tube socks.
Isn’t toilet paper a lot easier and more sanitary, leaving less evidence on account of flushability/inconspicuous garbage placement?
…on second thought, Professor Doc probably gets on their case about the toilet paper budget.
Personally I use Tissues. You can just toss ’em and act like nothing happened.
American boys masturbate with socks because they’re all circumcised. You’d almost think circumcision was implemented by some Christian Anti-Sex League. To no avail, of course.
Foreskins are useful, is what I’m saying. Circumcision is mutilation. Of small boys, no less! I suspect the “hygienical” ground for circumcision just translates to “lest they’ll enjoy masturbation too much”.
There are two issues, friction and catchment.
Are you the guy who had the meltdown on the Silent Hill wiki?
https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015
@Kernanator Thomas is right about, at least, one thing. Circumcision is mutilation of kids/babies & it’s so painful that it makes babies go into a shock-induced trance & doctors take advantage of the way that trance looks to say the baby isn’t in pain when he’s actually in unfathomable pain.
Why this was brought up, in the first place, in response to a silly comic about sock masturbation is something I don’t fully understand.
And here we have yet another joke that went waaaay over my head back when this first ran in my teenage years.
Y’know, masturbation jokes aside, Walky seems like the kind of guy who would only own one pair of socks and wear them every day until they disintegrate.
I’ve had to live, for a long long stretches of time, on 3 pairs of socks and a washing machine usable only once a week.
if you do the math, that means you usually use eacfh pair for roughly 2 1/2 days. Even with such a mild level of slob based on being poor causes fungus that HURT LIKE A BITCH